🚀 go-pugleaf

On 8/27/2011 7:53 AM, H�gar wrote:
> Just when you think you've heard all the stupid things that our native
> Niggers can find to be offended about, along come... 'black' hurricanes.
>
> An African-American Congresswoman, Sheila Jackson Lee of the 18th
> Congressional District in Houston TX, complained that the names of
> hurricanes are all too "lily white"(!)
>
> She would prefer some names, such as Keisha, Jamal, and Deshawn that reflect
> African-American culture.
>
> She would also like weather reports to be broadcast in 'street language'
> that black people can understand because one of the reasons blacks didn't
> evacuate New Orleans was that they didn't understand the seriousness of the
> situation due to the racially biased language of the weather reports.
>
> I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+
> MPH, that's just too hard to understand.
>
> I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans...
>
> Wazzup, muffuckas!  Sheeet. Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
> Leroy on a rocket!  Bitch be a category fo'!  So, grab yo' chirrens, leave
> yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit ...
>
>

You forgot the ending part Hagar!,
"This has been a message from your
'Public Ebonic Emergency Broadcast Station.' .."