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> WASHINGTON -- UFOs are not visitors from outer space -- but hellish demons in disguise who are
> trolling for souls.
> 
> That is the stunning conclusion of a supersecret joint study by the Air Force and the CIA,
> according to Internet snoops who pieced together the report from shredded documents found in a
> trash can behind the White House.
> 
> "UFO manifestations are merely updated versions of the age-old behavior of demons," a high ranking
> Air Force officer who authored the blockbuster study wrote.
> 
> "These are spiritual beings with the ability to manipulate matter and energy -- the same thing that
> they've been doing for eons."
> 
> Several religious leaders and veteran exorcists who were consulted by the investigators agreed with
> the conclusion without exception .
> 
> "Everyone knows demons are Satan's minions and that makes people cautious when they're present," a
> theologian and academic from Lebanon was quoted in the report as saying.
> 
> "So Satan very cleverly disguises them as flying saucers or extraterrestrials to appeal to people
> who consider themselves sophisticates capable of understanding and accepting the technology of an
> advanced race."
> 
> But the satanic origin of the little green men, so-called Greys, Men in Black and others is
> betrayed by their ability to walk through walls, levitate people, change shape, stop time and
> perform other mystifying feats usually identified with psychic phenomena, according to a CIA agent.
> 
> "They may be showing themselves in new forms, but they're the same demons that they've always been,
> and they're serving the same satanic master," said the agent, who once studied for the priesthood
> and hoped to become an exorcist.
> 
> "UFOs are demonic -- and they're pure evil."
> 
> -- By CLIFF LINEDECKER
> 
> Published on: 05/25/2001 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/11965

Oh, for heaven sakes, you alarmist, you. Space aliens are spirits. 
Notice the use of a relatively non-inflammatory, neutral term? 
"Spirits." They are spiritual beings interacting with human 
beings. This has been obvious to anyone with a brain from the 
beginning. Why is there no material evidence of an alien presence 
or alien abductions? Because they are spiritual beings, and don't 
leave litter behind when they travel. But are they evil? No, not 
particularly.

Spiritual beings have coexisted with human beings from the 
beginning of the human race. Their origins are lost in history, 
along with our own. They're our amigos. They've been talking to us 
and guiding us and sometimes arguing with us from day one. Then 
along comes this upstart religion, Christianity, and after a few 
centuries of growth when it starts to feel its oats, it decides to 
label all spiritual beings as "demons" or "devils" or "evil 
creatures."

Bullshit. The evil is in the Church Fathers who advocated burning 
alive those who talked to spirits. They are the demons. The demons 
are those Fundies today who keep spouting tripe about how evil 
witchcraft is, and how Satanism is everywhere around us. There is 
no Satanism, not in the sense that the Fundies mean. All that 
exists is a small group that calls itself the Church of Satan, 
mostly in order to tick off the hyper-religious. It's just a name, 
people. They could call themselves the Church of Corncobs and 
they'd still be the same bunch of slightly mentally disturbed but 
mostly harmless folks they are right now.

So checklist ---

1) Do UFO aliens exist in the sense that Jay Leno's car collection 
exists?
Answer: NO

2) Do UFO aliens exist at all?
Answer: YES

3) Are UFO aliens a type of noncorporeal spiritual beings?
Answer: YES

4) Are UFO aliens demons and devils?
Answer: NO