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WASHINGTON -- UFOs are not visitors from outer space -- but hellish demons in disguise who are
trolling for souls.

That is the stunning conclusion of a supersecret joint study by the Air Force and the CIA,
according to Internet snoops who pieced together the report from shredded documents found in a
trash can behind the White House.

"UFO manifestations are merely updated versions of the age-old behavior of demons," a high ranking
Air Force officer who authored the blockbuster study wrote.

"These are spiritual beings with the ability to manipulate matter and energy -- the same thing that
they've been doing for eons."

Several religious leaders and veteran exorcists who were consulted by the investigators agreed with
the conclusion without exception .

"Everyone knows demons are Satan's minions and that makes people cautious when they're present," a
theologian and academic from Lebanon was quoted in the report as saying.

"So Satan very cleverly disguises them as flying saucers or extraterrestrials to appeal to people
who consider themselves sophisticates capable of understanding and accepting the technology of an
advanced race."

But the satanic origin of the little green men, so-called Greys, Men in Black and others is
betrayed by their ability to walk through walls, levitate people, change shape, stop time and
perform other mystifying feats usually identified with psychic phenomena, according to a CIA agent.

"They may be showing themselves in new forms, but they're the same demons that they've always been,
and they're serving the same satanic master," said the agent, who once studied for the priesthood
and hoped to become an exorcist.

"UFOs are demonic -- and they're pure evil."

-- By CLIFF LINEDECKER

Published on: 05/25/2001 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/11965