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Re: I greased my "Flivver" with chicken liver!

#686
From: John "C"
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:24
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"Holly" <noon_union@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1182713052.063783.157550@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 24, 3:06 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> > "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:1182703065.387674.311710@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...> On Jun 24,
11:43 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> > > > "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >
> > > >news:1182680947.832719.319760@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com...> On Jun
> >
> > 23, 8:52 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:> > > >
"Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >
> > > > > >news:1182643240.345054.75210@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com...> On
Jun
> > 23,
> >
> > > > 6:56 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:> > > > "ah"
> > <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >
> > > > > > > >news:467cabf0$0$4795$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...>
Holly
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 6:13 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> Holly wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > On May 26, 10:04 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> Holly wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> > On May 26, 4:45 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> > On May 25, 5:59 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > ah wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>> On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle
> >
> > > > > > <philkyle2...@hotmail.com>> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote
> >
> > > > > > > > innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> On May 19, 10:22 pm,
"PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"
> >
> > > > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On May 18, 8:19 pm,
> >
> > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"
> >
> > > > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly
> >
> > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> On May 18, 3:44 am,
> >
> > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"> > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>
<PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 3:15 am,
> >
> > > > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"> > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> com>
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly
> >
> > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>
> >
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly
> >
> > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrot
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium
> >
> > > > > > > > <gluceg...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wro
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> te:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 12:08 pm,
> >
> > > > tho...@antispam.ham> > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inh
> >
> > > >
ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac..>>
> > > >> >> >> >> >>>> .
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium
<gluceg...@gmail.com>
> > > > writes:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Newsgroups:
> >
> > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis
> >
> > > >
itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy>>
> > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- 
or
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap".
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  I say kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa'
that
> > > > 's--t'.
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> he word s--t annoying.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> OTOH, I find the word
kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ious.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Help! I am dying of
humor!
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I found his/her
response so
> > > > funny.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I saw the movie Borat.
The
> > part
> > > > > > which I
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> d funniest is when the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> main character lends
the
> > > > > > red-dressed
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> she shows him how to
clean
> > up
> > > > after
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa. This is probably what
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> really drove her to
kick
> > him
> > > > out of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> What I found funnier
was
> > her
> > > > > > reaction
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  giving her his kakaa.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I laughed so hard that
I
> > wet my
> > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> rs.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I almost had a heart
> > attack.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> It's not just the
kakaa,
> > whose
> > > > > > smell
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> according to being human
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> or not.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> A tiger can go for
years
> > > > without
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s tongue, its breath will
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> still be fresh. A
human,
> > OTOH,
> > > > must
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Total "Clean Mint"
> > Toothpaste
> > > > every
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  or his/her breath will
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> stink like his/her
stinky
> > > > kakaa.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Since the spaceship is
> > > > air-tight
> > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> eep out the deafening
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> sounds of the
spaceship,
> > the
> > > > entire
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  of the shuttle stinks
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> with one or more of the
> > > > astronauts
> > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> a or kakaa-gas.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> The stinkiest human
kakaa
> > is
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > hellish
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> nk of stinky, thick,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy,
> > hissy,
> > > > > > > > terrifying,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> gusting, and annoying
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> human diarrhea kakaa
foam
> > of a
> > > > > > human
> > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> cheese, sticky milk
> > chocolate,
> > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I sure hope the
astronauts
> > > > don't
> > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> the above.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Newsgroups:
> >
> > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus
> >
> > > > > > > > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Glad to see it.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa .
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Notice, I don't use the
> > word
> > > > sh--
> > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap".
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  I say kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa'
that
> > > > 's--t'.
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> he word s--t annoying.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> OTOH, I find the word
kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ious.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Help! I am dying of
humor!
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > kakaa
> > > > kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa
really
> > > > stinks
> > > > > > badly
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I found his/her
response so
> > > > funny.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I saw the movie Borat.
The
> > part
> > > > > > which I
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> d funniest is when the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> main character lends
the
> > > > > > red-dressed
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> she shows him how to
clean
> > up
> > > > after
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa. This is probably what
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> really drove her to
kick
> > him
> > > > out of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> What I found funnier
was
> > her
> > > > > > reaction
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  giving her his kakaa.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I laughed so hard that
I
> > wet my
> > > > > > shirt
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> rs.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I almost had a heart
> > attack.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> It's not just the
kakaa,
> > whose
> > > > > > smell
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> according to being human
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> or not.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> A tiger can go for
years
> > > > without
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s tongue, its breath will
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> still be fresh. A
human,
> > OTOH,
> > > > must
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Total "Clean Mint"
> > Toothpaste
> > > > every
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  or his/her breath will
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> stink like his/her
stinky
> > > > kakaa.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Since the spaceship is
> > > > air-tight
> > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> eep out the deafening
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> sounds of the
spaceship,
> > the
> > > > entire
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>  of the shuttle stinks
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> with one or more of the
> > > > astronauts
> > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> a or kakaa-gas.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> The stinkiest human
kakaa
> > is
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > hellish
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> nk of stinky, thick,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy,
> > hissy,
> > > > > > > > terrifying,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> gusting, and annoying
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> human diarrhea kakaa
foam
> > of a
> > > > > > human
> > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> cheese, sticky milk
> > chocolate,
> > > > > > rotten
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I sure hope the
astronauts
> > > > don't
> > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> the above.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What does that have to do
with
> > > > OS/2,
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its humorous-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a brief list of
Kakaa
> > > > Disorders.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Constancy ,,, no movement
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hot pepper flakes ... lots
of
> > > > movement
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chinese catfight kakaa
orders
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Undigested poop corn
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kakaa candy
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am laughing to hard to
> > continue
> > > > ...
> > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel f
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ree to add.-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onomatokakaa.-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaoid -- exstinct feces-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaalithic ... ;)-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the kakaa cross the
road?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It was flung.- -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Holly! I still dream about you!
How's
> > the
> > > > > > > > family?-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> I dream about you too.  The family
is
> > > > > > concerned.-
> > > > > > > > Hide
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> quoted t
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ext -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> So they should be. I am a bad
> > influence.-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> Apparently.  My life has taken a
nose
> > dive.-
> > > > > > Hide
> > > > > > > > quoted text -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Abandon the family. Come out here and
> > travel
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > world with me! I
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> have a stubby-cooler.-
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> I'll bring ...
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> read more ?- Hide quoted text -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> - Show quoted text -
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>> Some cash would be acceptable.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> Riyals?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>> Only real money (as opposed to riyal
money).
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>> What will we do that takes real money?
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Everything apart from breathing (and in
some
> > cases
> > > > the
> > > > > > > > exclusion is lost)
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> costs nowadays.
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > Friendship costs but not real money.  Real
money
> > > > implies
> > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > petty cash ...
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > REAL money has a certain overtone to it like
BIG
> > > > BUCKS
> > > > > > has.
> > > > > > > > <oh dear ~
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > blush>
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > Well you know what I mean.  Besides which,
"real
> > > > money"
> > > > > > > > isn't real.
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> I agree: it's just a shared 'idea'.
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> I'd share a different idea if I were able.
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> > Whatever you do, don't watch the film "Venus."
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> What degree of penalty are we talkin' here?-
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> > Too late, eh?
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >> Never!
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> > Glad to hear it.
> >
> > > > > > > > > >> Plug some fibre optics into my brain and I'd be a happy
> > camper!
> >
> > > > > > > > > > Where would you put the BBQ?
> >
> > > > > > > > > On some pork.
> >
> > > > > > > > Surprisingly good comeback, "ah".
> >
> > > > > > > Oh knock it off, you two.  I'm flexible.
> >
> > > > > > Does that mean that you can't lock your legs behind your head?
I'm
> > > > calling
> > > > > > off our marrage.
> >
> > > > > With whom?
> >
> > > > How quickly you forgot....boo...hoo...
> >
> > > I'm high maintainance ... obviously you don't know.
> >
> > Sorry, I only do maintenance on "pick-em-up" trucks, not wives.  Can we
> > still be friends?
>
> Friends with "pick-em-up" truck privileges?  8) <anticipation>
>
All my "critters" are pullin for ya.
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