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Article #686Re: I greased my "Flivver" with chicken liver!
From: John "C"
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:24
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:24
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"Holly" <noon_union@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1182713052.063783.157550@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com... > On Jun 24, 3:06 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > > "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > > news:1182703065.387674.311710@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...> On Jun 24, 11:43 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > > > > "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > > > >news:1182680947.832719.319760@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com...> On Jun > > > > 23, 8:52 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:> > > > "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > > > > > >news:1182643240.345054.75210@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com...> On Jun > > 23, > > > > > > 6:56 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:> > > > "ah" > > <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message > > > > > > > > > >news:467cabf0$0$4795$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...> Holly > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 6:13 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> Holly wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> > On May 26, 10:04 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> Holly wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> > On May 26, 4:45 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> Holly wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> > On May 25, 5:59 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> Holly wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > ah wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>> On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle > > > > > > > > <philkyle2...@hotmail.com>> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote > > > > > > > > > > innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > > > > > > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> On May 18, 8:19 pm, > > > > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > > > > > > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> On May 18, 3:44 am, > > > > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"> > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 3:15 am, > > > > > > "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"> > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> com> > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > > > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly > > > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly > > > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly > > > > > > > > > > <noon_un...@yahoo.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrot > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium > > > > > > > > > > <gluceg...@gmail.com>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wro > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> te: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 12:08 pm, > > > > > > tho...@antispam.ham> > > > wrote > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inh > > > > > > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac..>> > > > >> >> >> >> >>>> . > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> > > > > writes: > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Newsgroups: > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis > > > > > > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy>> > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> I say kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that > > > > 's--t'. > > > > > > I > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> he word s--t annoying. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ious. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Help! I am dying of humor! > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I found his/her response so > > > > funny. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The > > part > > > > > > which I > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> d funniest is when the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> main character lends the > > > > > > red-dressed > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> she shows him how to clean > > up > > > > after > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa. This is probably what > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> really drove her to kick > > him > > > > out of > > > > > > the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> What I found funnier was > > her > > > > > > reaction > > > > > > > > to > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> giving her his kakaa. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I laughed so hard that I > > wet my > > > > > > shirt > > > > > > > > in > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> rs. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I almost had a heart > > attack. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> It's not just the kakaa, > > whose > > > > > > smell > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> according to being human > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> or not. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> A tiger can go for years > > > > without > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s tongue, its breath will > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> still be fresh. A human, > > OTOH, > > > > must > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Total "Clean Mint" > > Toothpaste > > > > every > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> or his/her breath will > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> stink like his/her stinky > > > > kakaa. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Since the spaceship is > > > > air-tight > > > > > > enough > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> eep out the deafening > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> sounds of the spaceship, > > the > > > > entire > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> of the shuttle stinks > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> with one or more of the > > > > astronauts > > > > > > does > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> a or kakaa-gas. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa > > is > > > > the > > > > > > > > hellish > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> nk of stinky, thick, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, > > hissy, > > > > > > > > terrifying, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> gusting, and annoying > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam > > of a > > > > > > human > > > > > > > > who > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> cheese, sticky milk > > chocolate, > > > > > > rotten > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I sure hope the astronauts > > > > don't > > > > > > eat > > > > > > > > any > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> the above. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Newsgroups: > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus > > > > > > > > > > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Glad to see it. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa . > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Notice, I don't use the > > word > > > > sh-- > > > > > > or > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> I say kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that > > > > 's--t'. > > > > > > I > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> he word s--t annoying. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ious. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Help! I am dying of humor! > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > kakaa > > > > kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really > > > > stinks > > > > > > badly > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> stinky human kakaa > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I found his/her response so > > > > funny. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The > > part > > > > > > which I > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> d funniest is when the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> main character lends the > > > > > > red-dressed > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> she shows him how to clean > > up > > > > after > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> kaa. This is probably what > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> really drove her to kick > > him > > > > out of > > > > > > the > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> e. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> What I found funnier was > > her > > > > > > reaction > > > > > > > > to > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> giving her his kakaa. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I laughed so hard that I > > wet my > > > > > > shirt > > > > > > > > in > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> rs. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I almost had a heart > > attack. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> It's not just the kakaa, > > whose > > > > > > smell > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> according to being human > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> or not. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> A tiger can go for years > > > > without > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s tongue, its breath will > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> still be fresh. A human, > > OTOH, > > > > must > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Total "Clean Mint" > > Toothpaste > > > > every > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> or his/her breath will > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> stink like his/her stinky > > > > kakaa. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Since the spaceship is > > > > air-tight > > > > > > enough > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> eep out the deafening > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> sounds of the spaceship, > > the > > > > entire > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> of the shuttle stinks > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> with one or more of the > > > > astronauts > > > > > > does > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> a or kakaa-gas. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa > > is > > > > the > > > > > > > > hellish > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> nk of stinky, thick, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, > > hissy, > > > > > > > > terrifying, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> gusting, and annoying > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam > > of a > > > > > > human > > > > > > > > who > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> cheese, sticky milk > > chocolate, > > > > > > rotten > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I sure hope the astronauts > > > > don't > > > > > > eat > > > > > > > > any > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> the above. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What does that have to do with > > > > OS/2, > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium? > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its humorous- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a brief list of Kakaa > > > > Disorders. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Constancy ,,, no movement > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hot pepper flakes ... lots of > > > > movement > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chinese catfight kakaa orders > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Undigested poop corn > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kakaa candy > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am laughing to hard to > > continue > > > > ... > > > > > > please > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel f > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ree to add.- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onomatokakaa.- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaoid -- exstinct feces- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaalithic ... ;)- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the kakaa cross the road? > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It was flung.- - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Holly! I still dream about you! How's > > the > > > > > > > > family?- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> I dream about you too. The family is > > > > > > concerned.- > > > > > > > > Hide > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> quoted t > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> ext - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> So they should be. I am a bad > > influence.- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> Apparently. My life has taken a nose > > dive.- > > > > > > Hide > > > > > > > > quoted text - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> Abandon the family. Come out here and > > travel > > > > the > > > > > > > > world with me! I > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>>> have a stubby-cooler.- > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> I'll bring ... > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> read more ?- Hide quoted text - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>>> - Show quoted text - > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>>> Some cash would be acceptable. > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>>> Riyals? > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>>> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >>> What will we do that takes real money? > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Everything apart from breathing (and in some > > cases > > > > the > > > > > > > > exclusion is lost) > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> costs nowadays. > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > Friendship costs but not real money. Real money > > > > implies > > > > > > not > > > > > > > > petty cash ... > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > REAL money has a certain overtone to it like BIG > > > > BUCKS > > > > > > has. > > > > > > > > <oh dear ~ > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > blush> > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> > Well you know what I mean. Besides which, "real > > > > money" > > > > > > > > isn't real. > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> I agree: it's just a shared 'idea'. > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> I'd share a different idea if I were able. > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> > Whatever you do, don't watch the film "Venus." > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> What degree of penalty are we talkin' here?- > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> > Too late, eh? > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> Never! > > > > > > > > > > > >> > Glad to hear it. > > > > > > > > > > > >> Plug some fibre optics into my brain and I'd be a happy > > camper! > > > > > > > > > > > > Where would you put the BBQ? > > > > > > > > > > > On some pork. > > > > > > > > > > Surprisingly good comeback, "ah". > > > > > > > > > Oh knock it off, you two. I'm flexible. > > > > > > > > Does that mean that you can't lock your legs behind your head? I'm > > > > calling > > > > > > off our marrage. > > > > > > > With whom? > > > > > > How quickly you forgot....boo...hoo... > > > > > I'm high maintainance ... obviously you don't know. > > > > Sorry, I only do maintenance on "pick-em-up" trucks, not wives. Can we > > still be friends? > > Friends with "pick-em-up" truck privileges? 8) <anticipation> > All my "critters" are pullin for ya.
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