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Article #705Re: Kakaa is funny
From: ah
Date: Fri, 25 May 2007 09:59
Date: Fri, 25 May 2007 09:59
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Holly wrote: > ah wrote: >> Holly wrote: >>> On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>>> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>> On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>> On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >>>>>>>>> <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >>>>>>>>>>> <PaulVRoo...@gmail. >>>>> com> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrot >>>>> e: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wro >>>>> te: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inh >>>>> ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. >>>> . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Newsgroups: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis >>>>> itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". >>>>> I say kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t >>>>> he word s--t annoying. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar >>>>> ious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I found his/her response so funny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun >>>>> d funniest is when the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> main character lends the red-dressed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> she shows him how to clean up after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka >>>>> kaa. This is probably what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous >>>>> e. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him >>>>> giving her his kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea >>>>> rs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I almost had a heart attack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies >>>>> according to being human >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> or not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> A tiger can go for years without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it >>>>> s tongue, its breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, >>>>> or his/her breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k >>>>> eep out the deafening >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior >>>>> of the shuttle stinks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka >>>>> a or kakaa-gas. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti >>>>> nk of stinky, thick, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis >>>>> gusting, and annoying >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of >>>>> the above. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Newsgroups: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus >>>>> .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Glad to see it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". >>>>> I say kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t >>>>> he word s--t annoying. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar >>>>> ious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I found his/her response so funny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun >>>>> d funniest is when the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> main character lends the red-dressed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a >>>>> bag of his kakaa and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> she shows him how to clean up after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka >>>>> kaa. This is probably what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous >>>>> e. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him >>>>> giving her his kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea >>>>> rs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I almost had a heart attack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies >>>>> according to being human >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> or not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> A tiger can go for years without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it >>>>> s tongue, its breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi >>>>> s/her tongue with Colgate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, >>>>> or his/her breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k >>>>> eep out the deafening >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior >>>>> of the shuttle stinks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka >>>>> a or kakaa-gas. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti >>>>> nk of stinky, thick, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis >>>>> gusting, and annoying >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat >>>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil >>>>> s, and farty cauliflower. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of >>>>> the above. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What does that have to do with OS/2, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its humorous- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Constancy ,,, no movement >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chinese catfight kakaa orders >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Undigested poop corn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kakaa candy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am laughing to hard to continue ... please >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel f >>>>> ree to add.- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onomatokakaa.- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaoid -- exstinct feces- >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaalithic ... ;)- >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the kakaa cross the road? >>>>>>>>>>>>> It was flung.- - >>>>>>>>>>>> Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- >>>>>>>>>>> I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide >>>>>>>>>>> quoted t >>>>> ext - >>>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>>>> So they should be. I am a bad influence.- >>>>>>>>> Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>> Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I >>>>>>>> have a stubby-cooler.- >>>>>>> I'll bring ... >>>>>>> read more ?- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>> Some cash would be acceptable. >>>>> Riyals? >>>> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). >>>> >>> >>> What will we do that takes real money? >> >> Everything apart from breathing (and in some cases the exclusion is lost) >> costs nowadays. > > Friendship costs but not real money. Real money implies not petty cash ... > REAL money has a certain overtone to it like BIG BUCKS has. <oh dear ~ > blush> > Well you know what I mean. Besides which, "real money" isn't real. I agree: it's just a shared 'idea'. I'd share a different idea if I were able.
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