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Re: Kakaa is funny

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From: ah
Date: Mon, 07 May 2007 23:49
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Radium wrote:
> On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac103?hl=en
> :
> 
>> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>
>> 1> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�os2.advocacy
>>
>> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>
>> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
>> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 1> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>>
>> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
>> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
>> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
>> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>>
>> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
>> 1> or not.
>>
>> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
>> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
>> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
>> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
>> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
>> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>>
>> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
>> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
>> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
>> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>>
>> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> 2> Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�acy
>>
>> 2> Glad to see it.
>>
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa .
>>
>> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>
>> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
>> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> 2> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>>
>> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
>> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
>> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
>> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>>
>> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
>> 2> or not.
>>
>> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
>> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
>> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
>> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
>> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
>> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>>
>> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
>> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
>> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
>> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>>
>> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
> 
> Its humorous

Typical :D
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