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Re: anal space travel

#899
From: Michael Baldwin Bruce
Date: Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:28
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frootbat wrote:
> nightbat wrote
>
> Chris wrote:
> >
> > "Mark Shippey" <colonel@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
> > news:43a25e1f$0$1765$8b463f8a@news.nationwide.net...
> > >
> > >  There are many theories floating around out there about the use of
> > > black holes and wormholes and all kinds of travel involving moving from
> > > one point to another in the universe. I'm no expert on this, but straight
> > > line light speed travel not the only possible mode of transport according
> > > to many scientists. Maybe someone else can give some details about these
> > > theories.
>
> nightbat
>
>         No holes in space just profound theoretical nightbat illusive "
> Black Comets " at the center of all galaxies.

No holes in space? Double-Anus will be miffed. He'd like a quick way to
get to Uranus.

> > Chris
> > There are no worms in space and since space means nothing then it cannot
> > have holes in it.
>
> nightbat
>
>         Oh Officer oc, a zero spacer for you. (:~)

Who? You?

> > > Mark
> > > Any race of beings advanced past our level by even thousands of years
> > > may well know things about the function of the universe that we can hardly
> > > imagine.
>
> nightbat
>
>         The net Seans are net proclaimed to be millions of years far
> advanced.

Advanced of you? Yes. Of the rest of us? No.

> > Chris
> > Well I don't understand it and most of say it cannot be understood.  We use
> > the methods of correlated variations.
>
> nightbat
>
>         Well everyone can't be a profound Earth Science Team Officer.

Yeah, only saucerhead kooks can make the grade.

> > Mark
> > >  Of course, that said, this does not mean the funny looking little bug
> > > eyed grey monsters are abducting people and using the old probes and are
> > > really here buzzing around in Sportsters.
>
> > Chris
> > I really like sportsters,
> >
> > And don't decry bug eyes, they are so much better, no extra muscles to hurt
> > or ball to fall out and you don't have to keep swivelling your eyeballs
> > around to see things.  A bug eyed ET has a large elliptical dark bulge that
> > sort of sits so that it is just a little wrapped round it is like a brush to
> > touch as there are many little hairs.  The individual lenses are a bigger
> > version of the bee and each eye itself is about 1/4 of the head. Think of a
> > wasp or grasshopper's head.
> >
> > The eye only sees movement but it does see in three D.  The beautiful sense
> > of continuous vision you have is missing, ET knows what is happening and
> > responds but usually cannot see.  He can switch on vision if required for
> > his viewing.
> >
> > Chris.
>
> nightbat
>
>         Hmm, very interesting, and what space colony are you from Chris,
> or what space folks do you know?

As many as you. Zero.

> 
>         carry on,
>         the frootbat
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