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Article #983Re: US "Government" Posting To Usenet Re: An Alien Tale
From: SarahPalinSaidItAndIBelieveItEnd...
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:31
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:31
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It was the grey space alien lizards. Obama wears makeup but you can tell. Oh, yes you can tell !!! On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:44:34 +0100, Robert James <robertjamesmb@gmail.com> wrote: >HA! I know for a fact that the NSA employees use to post to alt.conspiracy >during there lunch brake in the 90's. > > >On 04/06/2021 12:07, in article 2daf25lvvbnvt4op1rtkmrcj5kq2os7238@4ax.com, >"Amused" <truth@ru.s> wrote: > >> On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:42:45 -0700, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other >> of the Borg <six-nine@borgcollective.gov> wrote: >> >> Path: border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com! >> newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!feeder.news-service.com! >> feeder.motzarella.org!news.motzarella.org!motzarella.org! >> news.eternal-september.org!not-for-mail >> >> Whois t-online.de >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/www.t-online.de.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/tonline.de.html >> http://www.robtex.com/ip/208.48.81.43.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/ns1.domaindiscount24.net.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.schlund.de.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/e.gov.zoneedit.com.html >> http://www.robtex.com/ip/82.165.40.134.html >> >> Also see: >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/x?q=nsa.gov >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/pajamaparty.corp.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/necoast-nsa.gov.tw.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/gameover.corp.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/www.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/topscale.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea01.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/ip/144.51.5.2.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/radium.ncsc.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/grizzly.nrl.navy.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/zombie.ncsc.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea02.nsa.gov.html >> >> whois motzarella.org: >> >> Domain ID:D118943099-LROR >> Domain Name:MOTZARELLA.ORG >> Created On:21-Mar-2006 17:16:04 UTC >> Last Updated On:11-Mar-2009 00:21:26 UTC >> Expiration Date:21-Mar-2010 17:16:04 UTC >> Sponsoring Registrar:Key-Systems GmbH (R51-LROR) >> Status:OK >> Registrant ID:P-17100476 >> Registrant Name:Wolfgang Weyand >> Registrant Street1:Berliner Str. >> Registrant Street2: >> Registrant Street3: >> Registrant City:Bad Homburg >> Registrant State/Province: >> Registrant Postal Code:D-61348 >> Registrant Country:DE >> Registrant Phone:+49.01735222334 >> Registrant Phone Ext.: >> Registrant FAX:+49.06172454206 >> Registrant FAX Ext.: >> Registrant Email:wolfgang@weyand-hg.de >> Admin ID:P-17100476 >> Admin Name:Wolfgang Weyand >> Admin Street1:Berliner Str. >> Admin Street2: >> Admin Street3: >> Admin City:Bad Homburg >> Admin State/Province: >> Admin Postal Code:D-61348 >> Admin Country:DE >> Admin Phone:+49.01735222334 >> Admin Phone Ext.: >> Admin FAX:+49.06172454206 >> Admin FAX Ext.: >> Admin Email:wolfgang@weyand-hg.de >> Tech ID:P-17100476 >> Tech Name:Wolfgang Weyand >> Tech Street1:Berliner Str. >> Tech Street2: >> Tech Street3: >> Tech City:Bad Homburg >> Tech State/Province: >> Tech Postal Code:D-61348 >> Tech Country:DE >> Tech Phone:+49.01735222334 >> Tech Phone Ext.: >> Tech FAX:+49.06172454206 >> Tech FAX Ext.: >> Tech Email:wolfgang@weyand-hg.de >> Name Server:NS1.DOMAINDISCOUNT24.NET >> Name Server:NS3.DOMAINDISCOUNT24.NET >> Name Server:NS2.DOMAINDISCOUNT24.NET >> ----------------------------------------------------------------------- >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/ns1.domaindiscount24.net.html >> http://www.robtex.com/route/212.227.0.0-16.html >> >> AS8560 >> changed: ncc@schlund.net 20040611 >> ripe-role@oneandone.net 20071030 >> descr: SCHLUND-PA-2 >> mnt-by: SCHLUND-MNT >> notify: ripe-role@oneandone.net >> source: RIPE >> >> % Information related to '82.165.32.0 - 82.165.47.255' >> >> inetnum: 82.165.32.0 - 82.165.47.255 >> netname: SCHLUND-CUSTOMERS >> descr: Schlund + Partner AG >> descr: NCC#1999110113 >> country: DE >> admin-c: UI-RIPE >> tech-c: UI-RIPE >> remarks: INFRA-AW >> remarks: in case of abuse or spam, please mailto: abuse@schlund.de >> rev-srv: nsa.schlund.de >> rev-srv: nsa2.schlund.de >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.schlund.de.html >> rev-srv: ns.ripe.net >> status: ASSIGNED PA >> mnt-by: SCHLUND-MNT >> source: RIPE # Filtered >> >> role: Schlund NCC >> address: 1&1 Internet AG >> address: Brauerstrasse 48 >> address: D-76135 Karlsruhe >> address: Germany >> remarks: For abuse issues, please use only abuse@oneandone.net >> phone: +49 721 91374 50 >> fax-no: +49 721 91374 20 >> admin-c: SPNC-RIPE >> tech-c: SPNC-RIPE >> nic-hdl: UI-RIPE >> abuse-mailbox: abuse@oneandone.net >> mnt-by: SCHLUND-MNT >> source: RIPE # Filtered >> >> % Information related to '82.165.0.0/16AS8560' >> >> route: 82.165.0.0/16 >> descr: SCHLUND-PA-4 >> origin: AS8560 >> mnt-by: SCHLUND-MNT >> source: RIPE # Filtered >> >> ----------------------------------------------------------------------- >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/e.gov.zoneedit.com.html >> http://www.robtex.com/ip/82.165.40.134.html >> >> Also see: >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/x?q=nsa.gov >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/pajamaparty.corp.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/necoast-nsa.gov.tw.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/gameover.corp.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/www.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/topscale.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea01.nsa.gov.html >> http://www.robtex.com/ip/144.51.5.2.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/radium.ncsc.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/grizzly.nrl.navy.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/zombie.ncsc.mil.html >> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea02.nsa.gov.html >> >> Psyoping the internet is against US law. >> >> "The original EO 12333, entitled United States Intelligence >> Section 2.10 Human Experimentation. >> >> No agency within the Intelligence Community shall sponsor, contract for or >> conduct research on human subjects except in accordance with guidelines >> issued by the Department of Health and Human Services ( HHS). The >> subject�s informed consent shall be documented as required by those >> guidelines. " >> >> http://mindjustice.org/unconstitutional.htm >> >> >>> From: Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the Borg >>> <six-nine@borgcollective.gov> >>> Newsgroups: >>> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usen >>> et.kooks >>> Subject: Re: An Alien Tale >>> Date: Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:42:45 -0700 >>> Organization: The Conflicker C Collective >>> Lines: 45 >>> Message-ID: <six-nine-BBB1C7.02424504062009@mara100-84.onlink.net> >>> References: <8PudnQVCm56qTLvXnZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@giganews.com> >>> <ddea2d98-9f41-40c5-b25e-a6e27f99d0dc@k20g2000vbp.googlegroups.com> >>> <toSdnSOZ57pHhbrXnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@giganews.com> >>> X-Trace: news.eternal-september.org >>> U2FsdGVkX199lL+hIulY1SVGmt3fGie7dSEY4HREpXUWacbPiazd1H4u2RgascyOc/06ThbeOq1DK >>> 8QfskNkQ9eUHyg7/QGhsEu+EKDJzgwnq3m72M0W22obOKxxdse2MupNG7lVNi26DGaA8nv5uA== >>> X-Complaints-To: abuse@eternal-september.org >>> NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 09:42:51 +0000 (UTC) >>> X-Ray: Sugar. >>> X-Resistance: Futile. >>> X-Auth-Sender: U2FsdGVkX18g576SZcsVoPg/96mBGCfGVgzxOOvBOic= >>> Cancel-Lock: sha1:n5eqpwaQ/GlM1THlRQG1YgQJMeQ= >>> User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.5.2 (Intel Mac OS X) >>> X-File: 1013 >>> Bytes: 3720 >>> Xref: number.nntp.dca.giganews.com alt.usenet.kooks:1891087 >>> alt.fan.art-bell:893979 alt.astronomy:447272 alt.alien.visitors:664077 >>> alt.alien.research:432031 >>> >>> In article <toSdnSOZ57pHhbrXnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@giganews.com>, >>> "Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote: >>> >>>> "chatnoir" <wolfbat359a@mindspring.com> wrote in message >>>> news:ddea2d98-9f41-40c5-b25e-a6e27f99d0dc@k20g2000vbp.googlegroups.com... >>>> On Jun 3, 1:38 pm, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote: >>>>> A UFO lands at a gas station well past midnight. One of the Aliens walks >>>>> up >>>>> to the gas pumps and says: "Take me to your leader". >>>>> The pump does not answer. >>>>> The Alien repeats his request, slightly agitated. >>>>> The pump remains silent. >>>>> The Alien whips out his laser gun and blasts the pump, which explodes and >>>>> charcoals the Alien. Witnessing the carnage, his compatriots in the UFO >>>>> flee in horror, back to the mothership. >>>>> The Alien's supervisor reviews the live tapes of the event and determines >>>>> that the dead Alien was too aggressive in his first attempt of >>>>> communicating >>>>> with Earthlings, concluding: "On any planet, when you see an indigenous >>>>> being with a 10 foot black dick stuck in its ear, you show the appropriate >>>>> respect". >>>> >>>> How come all these aliens seem to have an IQ less than 70? They would >>>> be lucky to survive on their own planet for 5 years! Coming 5 billion >>>> mies to earth requires a higher IQ - One that would mean they would >>>> probably blow up their planet before they were able to leave it! >>>> >>>> *********************************** >>>> Haha, fooled you, didn't I!!! The above story is actually fictional and >>>> any resemblance to gas pumps, which are strictly inanimate, is purely >>>> coincidental. The 10 foot black dick is really a rubber hose, used in the >>>> transfer of gasoline from an underground storage tank to an automobile's >>>> fuel tank as well as the disposal of unwelcome fumes emanating from said >>>> tank. >>>> Do not try this at home without adult supervision. >>>> No live Aliens were used or harmed in this joke. >>> >>> Is it really our fault we have trouble recognising your primitive technology. >>> The first we visited you, we thought your microwaves were your household >>> altars. >>> >>> -- >>> We are the Borg. >>> You will be assumu-- You will be assimulgated-- You will be assalat-- >>> You will be assaulted-- You will be assimigummy-- You will be assimublated-- >>> Oh, bloody 'ell. >> >> >> asinine >> One entry found. >> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/asinine >> >> Main Entry: as�i�nine >> Pronunciation: \'a-s?-?nin\ >> Function: adjective >> Etymology: Latin asininus, from asinus ass >> Date: 15th century >> 1 : extremely or utterly foolish <an asinine excuse> >> 2 : of, relating to, or resembling an ass >> synonyms see simple >> � as�i�nine�ly adverb >> � as�i�nin�i�ty \?a-s?-'ni-n?-te\ noun >> >> `` >> History repeats itself first as tragedy second as farce. >> >> -Karl Marx
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