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Re: US "Government" Posting To Usenet Re: An Alien Tale

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From: SarahPalinSaidItAndIBelieveItEnd...
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:31
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It was the grey space alien lizards.  Obama wears makeup but you can
tell.  Oh, yes you can tell !!!

On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:44:34 +0100, Robert James
<robertjamesmb@gmail.com> wrote:

>HA! I know for a fact that the NSA employees use to post to alt.conspiracy
>during there lunch brake in the 90's.
>
>
>On 04/06/2021 12:07, in article 2daf25lvvbnvt4op1rtkmrcj5kq2os7238@4ax.com,
>"Amused" <truth@ru.s> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:42:45 -0700, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other
>> of the Borg <six-nine@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
>> 
>> Path: border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!
>> newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!feeder.news-service.com!
>> feeder.motzarella.org!news.motzarella.org!motzarella.org!
>> news.eternal-september.org!not-for-mail
>> 
>> Whois t-online.de
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/www.t-online.de.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/tonline.de.html
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>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/e.gov.zoneedit.com.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/ip/82.165.40.134.html
>> 
>> Also see:
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>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/pajamaparty.corp.nsa.gov.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/necoast-nsa.gov.tw.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/gameover.corp.nsa.gov.html
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>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/nsa.gov.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/topscale.nsa.gov.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea01.nsa.gov.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/ip/144.51.5.2.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/radium.ncsc.mil.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/grizzly.nrl.navy.mil.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/zombie.ncsc.mil.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/msux-gh1-uea02.nsa.gov.html
>> 
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>> 
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>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/pajamaparty.corp.nsa.gov.html
>> http://www.robtex.com/dns/necoast-nsa.gov.tw.html
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>> http://www.robtex.com/ip/144.51.5.2.html
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>> 
>> Psyoping the internet is against US law.
>> 
>> "The original EO 12333, entitled United States Intelligence
>> Section 2.10 Human Experimentation.
>> 
>>  No agency within the Intelligence  Community shall sponsor, contract for or
>> conduct research on human subjects  except in accordance with guidelines
>> issued by the Department of  Health and  Human Services ( HHS). The
>> subject�s informed consent shall be  documented as required by those
>> guidelines. "
>>  
>>  http://mindjustice.org/unconstitutional.htm
>> 
>> 
>>> From: Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the Borg
>>> <six-nine@borgcollective.gov>
>>> Newsgroups: 
>>> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usen
>>> et.kooks
>>> Subject: Re: An Alien Tale
>>> Date: Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:42:45 -0700
>>> Organization: The Conflicker C Collective
>>> Lines: 45
>>> Message-ID: <six-nine-BBB1C7.02424504062009@mara100-84.onlink.net>
>>> References: <8PudnQVCm56qTLvXnZ2dnUVZ_vydnZ2d@giganews.com>
>>> <ddea2d98-9f41-40c5-b25e-a6e27f99d0dc@k20g2000vbp.googlegroups.com>
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>>> NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 09:42:51 +0000 (UTC)
>>> X-Ray: Sugar.
>>> X-Resistance: Futile.
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>>> alt.alien.research:432031
>>> 
>>> In article <toSdnSOZ57pHhbrXnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@giganews.com>,
>>> "Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote:
>>> 
>>>> "chatnoir" <wolfbat359a@mindspring.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:ddea2d98-9f41-40c5-b25e-a6e27f99d0dc@k20g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
>>>> On Jun 3, 1:38 pm, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
>>>>> A UFO lands at a gas station well past midnight. One of the Aliens walks
>>>>> up
>>>>> to the gas pumps and says: "Take me to your leader".
>>>>> The pump does not answer.
>>>>> The Alien repeats his request, slightly agitated.
>>>>> The pump remains silent.
>>>>> The Alien whips out his laser gun and blasts the pump, which explodes and
>>>>> charcoals the Alien. Witnessing the carnage, his compatriots in the UFO
>>>>> flee in horror, back to the mothership.
>>>>> The Alien's supervisor reviews the live tapes of the event and determines
>>>>> that the dead Alien was too aggressive in his first attempt of
>>>>> communicating
>>>>> with Earthlings, concluding: "On any planet, when you see an indigenous
>>>>> being with a 10 foot black dick stuck in its ear, you show the appropriate
>>>>> respect".
>>>> 
>>>> How come all these aliens seem to have an IQ less than 70?  They would
>>>> be lucky to survive on their own planet for 5 years!  Coming 5 billion
>>>> mies to earth requires a higher IQ - One that would mean they would
>>>> probably blow up their planet before they were able to leave it!
>>>> 
>>>>         ***********************************
>>>> Haha, fooled you, didn't I!!!  The above story is actually fictional and
>>>> any resemblance to gas pumps, which are strictly inanimate, is purely
>>>> coincidental. The 10 foot black dick is really a rubber hose, used in the
>>>> transfer of gasoline from an underground storage tank to an automobile's
>>>> fuel tank as well as the disposal of unwelcome fumes emanating from said
>>>> tank.
>>>> Do not try this at home without adult supervision.
>>>> No live Aliens were used or harmed in this joke.
>>> 
>>> Is it really our fault we have trouble recognising your primitive technology.
>>> The first we visited you, we thought your microwaves were your household
>>> altars.
>>> 
>>> -- 
>>> We are the Borg.
>>> You will be assumu-- You will be assimulgated-- You will be assalat--
>>> You will be assaulted-- You will be assimigummy-- You will be assimublated--
>>> Oh, bloody 'ell.
>> 
>> 
>> asinine
>> One entry found. 
>> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/asinine
>> 
>> Main Entry: as�i�nine
>> Pronunciation: \'a-s?-?nin\
>> Function: adjective
>> Etymology: Latin asininus, from asinus ass
>> Date: 15th century
>> 1 : extremely or utterly foolish <an asinine excuse>
>> 2 : of, relating to, or resembling an ass
>> synonyms see simple
>> � as�i�nine�ly adverb
>> � as�i�nin�i�ty  \?a-s?-'ni-n?-te\ noun
>> 
>> ``
>> History repeats itself first as tragedy second as farce.
>> 
>> -Karl Marx 
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