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     STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Rueters) -- Ed Conrad,
the greatest discoverer the world has ever known,
suddenly died today after apparently choking on
a slice of Humble Pie.
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         "Whether he choked or was poisoned, we
don't know yet," a detective told Sean "Ins" Hannity
of Fox News. "All we know is that Ed Conrad is now
in Heaven."
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The missing slice is whatgot Ed Conrad off our back.
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http://diapersanddivinity.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/humblepie.png
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         An investigation is currently underway, as well
as preparations to construct a huge bronze statue
for Ed on the spot where Joe Paterno's once stood.
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      Conrad was on the Penn State University campus
investigating whether Jerry Sandusky was railroaded
for sexual crimes against young boys because he had
been declared impotent way back in 1975.
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<        Ed, who was born a Catholic and had  served
as  an altar boy, will be buried next Tuesday outside the
wrought-iron fence that borders St. Mary's R.C. Slovak
Cemetery in Mahanoy City, Pa.
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THIS CRUMPLED NOTE WAS FOUND IN ED CONRAD'S POCKET
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFk?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/3rVk6-Kaejc
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WHO SAID DOGS CAN'T TALK?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw