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Article #3354Re: The Farce of Physics
From: Greg Cole
Date: Mon, 13 Mar 1995 16:26
Date: Mon, 13 Mar 1995 16:26
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Richard Lennox (rick_l@sydney.DIALix.oz.au) wrote: : Bryan Wallace (wallace@acasun.eckerd.edu) wrote: : : Mark Hammons (m-hamm@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote: : : : t_mealey@smcvax.smcvt.edu (Tom Mealey) wrote: : : : > : : : > Haven't you heard? Gravity doesn't really exist and the world is flat. : : : Actually, gravity doesn't really exist and neither does the world. : : I'm an optimist, I think both gravity and the world exists. : : Bryan : Actually it is very easy to prove that physics is a complete farce. Just : take yourself to the top of a very high building and jump off. Of course : you need not worry about any farcical forces such as gravity - they are : just a joke! Right? In any case, one way or the other, you will : certainly not have to worry about the failure of the theory. I hate to respond to such a massive crossposting but whaddahey. You can defy gavity. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Or more precisely, you must get distracted at the crucial moment when you are falling to make you forget you are, then viola! Gravity is canceled. Very simple really. <greg@silver.usbm.gov>___________________is_____________________<Greg Cole> Standard Disclaimers Apply. Inc. - "We've been applied all over the world."
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