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Article #3984GGGGGRANDPA WAS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN
From: Ed. Conrad
Date: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:19
Date: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:19
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< This is a petrified original of your GGGGG- GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGreat- Great-Grandpa's penis. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg < No wonder the girls loved him and why he fathered 97 children, all with different cave women. < It was found between coal veins by Your Truly Ed Conrad and obviously proves that human beings like us -- including men, of course, with much longer lightning rods -- were on earth eons before Charles Darwin's quackery put us here < You TOO can be the talk of (insert the name of your town or city) by lengthening your Projectile and maybe even land a lucrative job working as a pitch an for Viagra. < Sadly, this petrified penis is out of commission and no longer accommodating young, horny Prehistoric women. < I might add that some petrified penises found by good ol' Ed were much larger. Here, Father Guido Sarducci indicates the size of one that got away. < http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif < You, too, can enlarge your penis with a Secret of the Ages: Eat lots of dinosaur soup and make sure there are plenty of Lepidodendron leafs in your salad. > OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg < ============== < MAN AS OLD AS COAL < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66 < http://www.edconrad.com < YES, VIRGINIA, THERE "IS" A GOD < http://www.edconrad.org < ================== < ATHEIST ORGANIZATIONS American Atheists Atheist Alliance The Secular Web Positive Atheism Atheists United M.A.A.F (Military Association of Atheists) Secular Coalition Secular Humanism Organization Atheists Anonymous About Atheism Campus Freethought The Net Atheists Atheist Activism Atheist Outreach God is a Myth No Beliefs Freethinkers Atheist.com Detox Webzine Invisible Pink Unicorn Strong Atheism Atheists.com Losing My Religion Atheist Empire The War on Faith < LONDON DAILY NEWSPAPERS Daily Express Daily Mirror Daily Telegraph Evening Standard Guardian Unlimited Independent Jewish Chronicle Latin American Newsletters Morning Star Sun Times of London
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From: "Ed. Conrad" <ultimate.troll517@gmail.com>
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