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"DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised  in
news:bFQ1h.31842$w07.20930@newsfe6-win.ntli.net: 

> 
> "Pale.Pink" <Pale.Pink.Meta.Gases@hush.ai> wrote in message 
> news:1162334846.705638.309240@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Double-A wrote:
>>> Pale.Pink wrote:
>>> > Starlord wrote:
>>> > > just more junk being posted to alt.astronomy
>>> > >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Sorry Starlord,  My purpose was to spread pleasure.  And it really
>>> > isn't junk, you know ... after all, it is Holloween.  Could be a
>>> > werewolfie is reading this thread.  Astronomy is an interest of
>>> > theirs. 
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Starlords don't have special powers do they?
>>> >
>>>
>>> Don't mind Starlord.  He's just the curmudgeon of alt.astronomy.
>>>
>>> Double-A
>>
>> I'm handing out tons of candy.  Do you have many little haunters at
>> your door?
>>
> 
> We've had quite a number of the special little ones at the door.
> Hallowe'en is a wonderful time for opening the door to a pack of
> sixteen-year-old feral glue sniffers. It's twenty past ten and they're
> ringing the doorbell. We negotiate, they bearing acne and a hat in which
> to collect money, I an Ikea aluminium table leg. It's important to let
> them save face when they realise they're going away empty-handed, so a
> little banter about the likelihood of incest in their family and the
> unusual features of their girlfriends and mothers makes for a friendly
> atmosphere all round. Also a good idea to piss on your own doorstep
> during the afternoon, just so's they know whose territory they're on.
> It's the only language they understand. 
> 
> 
> 

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