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"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>> "Honest John" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> news:O9idnVL43MnkKWvenZ2dnUVZ_sadnZ2d@centurytel.net...
>>>
>>> "Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>> message news:dt69dv$qib$0@pita.alt.net...
>>>>
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:43f66aa6$0$13219$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> > Honest John wrote:
>>>> >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >> news:43f5a24e$0$13155$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> > news:43f48cbc$0$2184$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >> Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> >>> >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>> news:43f25119$0$13169$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>> Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>>>> news:43f08a5e$0$13218$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>> Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> news:43ec70fd$0$13137$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>> news:43ebe3b7$0$13144$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> news:43eafc34$0$13150$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> news:43ea80ce$0$13135$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "http://peaceinspace.com" <truth@R.us> wrote in
>>> message
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sosiu1dv6d5ui75iebme4778s751ea0rdk@4ax.com...
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:28:36 -0500, ah
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Captain?!  We are nearing insertion...!"
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, you have no idea.
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really!
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Party hardy!
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dance on the line and see if it breaks!
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Step on two cracks and break five mother's backs!
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be the only five-mother-brat in the entire
>>>> >> orgasmic
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> world.
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Orgasms are highly underrated.
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> Were you having a great time in a five mother orgy?
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>> Bite your tongue!
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>> Was I outting your perverted hobby or you just lost an
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>> argument?
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>> Pork rinds?
>>>> >>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> Having five-mothers qualifies you into zoos if no museums 
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> or
>>>> >> research
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> labs.
>>>> >>> >>>>>>> That's a lot worse a hobby than eating frosties.
>>>> >>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>>> You /eat/ your frosties?!
>>>> >>> >>>>>
>>>> >>> >>>>> Now tell me about frosties.
>>>> >>> >>>>
>>>> >>> >>>> They are exquisite . . . the larger, the better.
>>>> >>> >>>
>>>> >>> >>> So you know frosties are made of lard?
>>>> >>> >>
>>>> >>> >> Mmmm . . . lard.
>>>> >>> >
>>>> >>> > You are like fat.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> *snicker*
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> I am 10 stone...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> How tall?
>>>> >
>>>> > 1.83m!
>>>>
>>>> Is John interested yet? Sell harder.
>>>
>>> I was just curious, I haven't weighed that since I was 12 years old.
>>
>> Wait until you learn socketpuppetry, you could divide weight by number of
>> socks.
>
> Do others' undergarments often excite you?

Your jokes are either sweaty or bloody.


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> ah