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Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> wrote in
news:174dk19vj21qq5h39k8bklukidskobka3b@4ax.com: 

> On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:24:10 GMT, Ryan Alt <noemail@noemail.com>,
> wrote:
> 
>>Covv Tse-tung <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>news:MPG.1dafa5b6e49abdd698988e@paisley.sugarcube.org: 
>>
>>> In article <Xns96E718E9F490Anoemailnoemailcom@
>>> 66.133.129.71>, noemail@noemail.com says...
>>>> "Jack Gillen" <jgillen@centurytel.net> wrote in
>>>> news:wo6dnTMOzOEXUtneRVn- sw@centurytel.net:
>>>> 
>>>> > "Ryan Alt" <noemail@noemail.com> wrote in message 
>>>> > news:Xns96E6A6AEDBCAAnoemailnoemailcom@66.133.129.71...
>>>> >> Covv Tse-tung <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>> >> news:MPG.1dade30d69de386e98987a@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>> In article <Xns96E6A10EDF27Cnoemailnoemailcom@
>>>> >>> 66.133.129.71>, noemail@noemail.com says...
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> >>>> news:di1e4i$4gm$2@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> > Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their
>>>> >>>> > presence on 05 Oct 2005...
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >> peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised 
>>>> >>>> >> in news:dhtb2e$o1f$18@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >>> Be still! and revere Ryan Alt, who blessed us with their
>>>> >>>> >>> presence on 03 Oct 2005...
>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> >>>> Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> wrote in
>>>> >>>> >>>> news:gtb2k1psmp2q4c61s6j6bi2io3dc94u9is@4ax.com:
>>>> >>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>> On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 16:06:38 GMT, Ryan Alt
>>>> >>>> >>>>> <noemail@noemail.com>, wrote:
>>>> >>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>"Steve Leyland"
>>>> >>>> >>>>>><steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> 
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>wrote in news:dhlfqj$f92$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> Hello Peter Parsnip, Is there anybody in there? Just
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>: Be still! and revere Steve Leyland, who blessed us
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>: with their presence on 01 Oct 2005...
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:: Hello Daedalus, Is there anybody in there? Just nod
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:: if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: We are going to be called TEH FLYING LARTs.
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:::
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: If you want to join my new gang and have some good
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: fun oppressing free speech and beating up pregnant
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: women and Jesus' good name on usernet, bring your
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: weapons to the Blue Light Diner on route 78 this
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: Saturday. 
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:::
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: We meet at 6pm.
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:::
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::: At 7pm - We ride!
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>::
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:: SUBSCRIBE!
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>:
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>: Me two! Ad me two yuor new lits!
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> I do hace some issues with teh beating pregnant women
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> bit though. can we not just sexually molest them
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> instead? jesus totally deserves the living shit kicked
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> outta him and free speech has been oppressed by so
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>> many politicians over teh years so who am I to argue?
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>I think this is the most disgusting thing I have ever
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>read. How do you sleep at night after writing filth like
>>>> >>>> >>>>>>this?  Is it supposed to be funny?
>>>> >>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>>> I laughed. But then again I hate pregnant women and
>>>> >>>> >>>>> Jesus. 
>>>> >>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> >>>> How and why?  That's terrible.  Jesus love you.
>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> >>> PPOSTFU.
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >> PP that Jesus exists first.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > Yup.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> You just have to have faith.  Faith is a beautiful thing,
>>>> >>>> don't you know?
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> 'Faith', i.e. the inability to apply reason and logic, is a
>>>> >>> mental defect caused by a run-away gullibility gene.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> This sort of bigoted idea is what causes Christians to be
>>>> >> slaughered by Muslims in the Middle East.
>>>> >>
>>>> > 
>>>> > Well, that, plus they're an excellent substitute for pork....
>>>> 
>>>> Only here could I make a joke about cannibalism.  I'm disgusting.
>>> 
>>> YOu are certainly that.
>>
>>EXCUSE me, I meant to spell disgustED.  You know what I meant. ;-P
>>
>>So EXCUSE the hell out of me.
> 
> Isn't that this alleged Jesus person's job?

Very funny.  Maybe if you put as much time into examining yourself and how 
you could improve yourself as you do into writing dirty jokes, you might 
ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING. >:-(

-- 
Ryan