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Hello Ryan Alt, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. 
Is there anyone at home?

: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in news:dhlfqj$f92$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
:
:: Hello Peter Parsnip, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
:: hear me. Is there anyone at home?
::
::: Be still! and revere Steve Leyland, who blessed us with their
::: presence on 01 Oct 2005...
:::
:::: Hello Daedalus, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear
:::: me. Is there anyone at home?
::::
::::: We are going to be called TEH FLYING LARTs.
:::::
::::: If you want to join my new gang and have some good fun oppressing
::::: free speech and beating up pregnant women and Jesus' good name on
::::: usernet, bring your weapons to the Blue Light Diner on route 78
::::: this Saturday.
:::::
::::: We meet at 6pm.
:::::
::::: At 7pm - We ride!
::::
:::: SUBSCRIBE!
:::
::: Me two! Ad me two yuor new lits!
::
:: I do hace some issues with teh beating pregnant women bit though.
:: can we not just sexually molest them instead?
:: jesus totally deserves the living shit kicked outta him and free
:: speech has been oppressed by so many politicians over teh years so
:: who am I to argue?
:
: I think this is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

cool, thanks.
which particular part disgusted you the most?

: How do you sleep at night after writing filth like this?

I don't, I'm nocturnal.

: Is it supposed to be funny?

no, but you are.
FUs reset.


-- 
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16  Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

  =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

McBorg'ers: Over 1,000,000 assimilated.
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"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet:  the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
  And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
  Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
  And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
  That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
  And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
  And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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