🚀 go-pugleaf

OK...  I just got an idea-- anyone think we can combine an
ethernet card and a Whack-A-Mole machine to be used as pennance for
various net.crimes???  I can see it now...

panix: lan % finger @whack-a-luser.newbie.edu
[whack-a-luser.newbie.edu]

         Welcome to the Whack-a-Luser Punishment Server

Currently doing pennance:

   Login Name           Mole-Hole  WTD*    Time-Remaining  Crime
bkj1@delphi.com          mhs4       2312     3days, 5:30   MAKE.MONEY.FAST
levi@bu.edu              mhs6        654     6days, 6:21   MAKE.MONEY.FAST
Dick Depew               mhp3     103412     3years, 12d   ARMM.ARMM.ARMM.ARMM.
C.Thomas (no email!)     console   57231     7months, 2d   Jesus is Coming 

* == Whacks To Date.

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panix: lan % /etc/whack C.Thomas@whack-a-luser.newbie.edu
whack:  <WHOOSH>... <BONK!!!>... <OWWWW!>.

panix: lan % /etc/whack -s C.Thomas@whack-a-luser.newbie.edu
WHACK C.Thomas: x-tra large mallet
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=0. pain_level=34.   <BONK!!>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=1. pain_level=12.   <BONK!!>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=2. pain_level=18.   <BONK!!>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=3. pain_level=16.   <BONK!!>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=5. pain_level=113.  <BONK!!>

...  [let run for a while] ...       >:-)

1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=225. pain_level=23  <BONK!!>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=226. pain_level=12  <BONK>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=227. pain_level=5   <BINK>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=228. pain_level=0   <THUD_SQUISH>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=229. pain_level=0   <SQUISH>
1 whack from panix.com (198.7.0.2): thunk_seq=230. pain_level=0   <SQUISH>
ICMP Head Unreachable from mallet.luser.com for impact.linear.noggin from
panix.com.  Error: skull has turned to thin paste.  Mount scratch luser.

panix: lan %

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Anyone wanna write an RFC for a new IPTP (Internet Pain Transmission
Protocol)???  I'd write it but I've just been contracted to do some
hardware development for lorena@ginsu.com.  (If you finger this
machine, not only do we find out who you are, but we'll keep the
finger!)

--L
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    _   ,                 Kari Yli-Kuha, Systems Designer
   ' ) /                  SQ Consulting, Ltd., Tampere, Finland
    /-<   __.  __  o      e-mail: yli-kuha@cs.tut.fi
   /   ) (_/|_/ (_<_      phone: +358 31 3165 200   fax: +358 31 3165 201