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Re: Oz ski season goes to the dogs

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From: Sk1Bum
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 00:00
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XlMeister <XlMeister@home.com> wrote in message
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> By the way, why are you ducking the question about your restaurant's latest
> Health Department inspection, and whether you were able to operate every day
> in August? The people on RSA will trust you, I'm sure, if you say there was
> no problem, but I'm not sure everyone will

No. I didn't see the question.  What thread and date?  Our last health
inspection resulted in a 98 out of 100 - 2 points off because we had a
thermometer in the beer cooler that was broken - BFD, I can tell you if the beer
is cold enough with my lips.

The only day in August we were closed was the day someone named Mrs. Hoff paid
me $10,000 to rent it out for a private party.  I don't remember what ship those
sailors were from.  Horny bastards - can't understand *how* they could ever get
it up for that ugly old bag.  (maybe you could enlighten us?)  They sure used a
lot of Mayo though.  She also cursed a lot - something like "...and you call
yourselves men.  My fuckin' little boy does a better job ..." and "Come on,
asshole, slop that mayo shit on thicker!!  I'm gettin' fuckin' dry!" and
"...You're fuckin' limp? What's your name, Bert?"

Hope that answers your question, dumbfuck.

--
Bert Hoff's greatest hits can be heard at
http://www.parrot.net/bestofbert/bert.wav
--
"Western WA Snowboarder
Seattle native here, str8 on the outside, queer in the middle - healthy,
strong, shaved head, stud - lookin for other out or closet Q's who board to
hook up"  - Bert Hoff aka XlMeister in message
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"... my wife is a crack-whore, I beat my wife, and I
sodomize my step-son ..." - Bert Hoff aka XlMeister in message ID
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From: "Sk1Bum" <Sk1Bum@Tahoesnow.dot.com>
Subject: Re: Oz ski season goes to the dogs
Date: 1999/09/01
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