🚀 go-pugleaf

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From: <scottl@rentelco.com>
Newsgroups: 3do.bad-attitude
Subject: joke
Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 12:38:09 -0600


good Joke
>> John Doe wrote in message <01bd1b21$0dec42a0$036d8ecf@scottepc>...
>> >A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>> >the
>> >second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
>> >thinks
>> >nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
>> >The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He
>> >looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
>> >club
>> >away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
>> >is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
>> >lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man
>> >decides
>> >to
>> >take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the
>> >man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole
>> >in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
>> >of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
>> >the
>> >frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go
>> >to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
>> >"Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
>> >" What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
>> >"Rabbit.3000,black
>> >6."
>> >Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
>> >man
>> >figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
>> >them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
>> >hotel.
>> >He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>> >You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
>> >replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
>> >frog
>> >did
>> >for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
>> >gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
>> >ended up in my room."
>> >The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>> >everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have ad
>> >luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
>> >five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
>> >something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
>> >not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes
>> >