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Re: Blub

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From: Shane Warfel
Date: Sat, 03 Jul 1999 00:00
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that IS me, you know me so well. can we be friends? I like the way you talk.

blub <x@y.com> wrote in message news:7lkgau$irl$1@remarQ.com...
>
>
> Shane Warfel <shanewar@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:az6i6OOx#GA.184@newstoo.hiwaay.net...
> > I dislike you.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Yeah?  Well, that's good, because not only do I dislike you, but I dislike
> you without knowing anything more about you than the obvious fact that you
> couldn't scrape through the adhesive formed by the contact between your
> bedpan, your rubber sheets and your anemic self for long enough to write
> more than three words to someone you don't know before returning to your
> semi-catatonic stupor, in which you lay day in and day out while your
> failing body is wracked by muscle spasms while the seeping bedsores
> gradually cement you to the edifice of dried body fluids that you will
> undoubtedly inhabit for the remainder of your short, agonized life while
> your feeble, drugged brain struggles through the fugue and miasma that you
> call your consciousness until one day your EEG does the honorable thing
and
> lays down like an obedient doggie and the ward nurse breathes a sigh of
> relief before forgetting you ever existed, ever, and going home to tell
her
> husband about the manicure she's been thinking of getting herself on
payday.
>
> Fuckhead.
>
> Regards,
>
> Blub.
>
>
>
> --
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>  BLUB
>
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From: "Shane Warfel" <shanewar@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Blub
Date: 1999/07/03
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