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Re: Cell phones cause impotence ! ! ! ! ! !

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From: N9WOS
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:10
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> They will send rays to your dick and your dick will become worthless
> and your sperm will turn into hydrofluoric acid.
>
> So better don't use them!

That is why I wrapped my privet parts in aluminum foil.

Aluminum foil worked great for keeping the mind control rays out of my head,
so I thought it would do great at keeping those nasty rays from my crotch. 
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