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DO NOT DELETE THIS - READ FIRST - IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
This Really Works!

Give Your Future Five Minutes And Read This Email

It Will Change Your Life!

A One Time Investment Of $25 Plus This Simple Technology Could Make You
Financially Secure For Life!


Just Because This  Is Easy doesn't mean it's not Honest, or Real Business.
Keep Working Hard or Learn to Work Smart. What do you think Successful
People
Do?

This is a completely documented method to Get Wealthy and Anyone regardless
of
Age, Race, State of Health, Country of origin, or Financial Standing can
participate. No Education or Special Experience is needed. Within the next
two
weeks you could be well on your way to a $500,000.00 income. Imagine being
able
to make over a half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.


THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET


AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!
Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have
just
seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (USA). And
reported elsewhere in the world. His mother was cleaning and putting laundry
away when she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously
buried
beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons
closet. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she
opened
the bag and found it was full of cash. Five-Dollar Bills, Twenties, Fifties
and
Hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old
woman, "There was over $71,000 Dollars in that bag -- that's more than my
husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he
worked
to tell him what she had discovered. He came home right away, and they drove
together to the boys school, and picked him up. Little did they suspect that
where the money came from, was more shocking than actually finding it in the
closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of
"Report"
to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday after school
for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his
bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on
it
like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever
15-
year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one
$5
dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at the
bottom
and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your name to the top
of
the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive Several Thousand Dollars
in
Five-Dollar Bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name
at
the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the time, and really
did
not think it was going to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box
that
his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions began
to
fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 Bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had
1
magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip
that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter. I thought I was in
trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to the counter and
they
had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back home and empty out
my
backpack because I could not carry it all". Over the next few weeks, the boy
continued sending out the E-mail."The money just kept coming in and I just
kept
sorting it and stashing it in the closet, barely had time for my
homework".He
had also been riding his bike to several of the banks in his area and
exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different
banks
with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell the
lady
at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money and he
was
outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really strange look and
told
me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad would have to come
in
and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street (laughs)."
Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The reporting
news
team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was
sending
out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it was
completely
legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and
1341,
or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal
regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or
service
must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that
read, "Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter
legal
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dollar
fee.

[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how
the
system works and get your $71,000 plus - please continue reading. What
appears
below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT
TOO -
just follow the simple instructions].





BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS  WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you
have
been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter
on
the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show
to
the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can
make
people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was
legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can "follow the
simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out
of
pocket cost''.

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED,
IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:


''Thanks to this profitable opportunity". I was approached many times before
but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to see what
one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required. To my
astonishment, I received a total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still
coming in''.

Pam Hedland
Fort Lee, New Jersey.


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Another said:

"This program has been around for a long time but I never believed in it.
But
one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on
it. I followed the simple instructions and Wa-laa ..... 3 weeks later the
money
started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months
after
that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by
re-entering
the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key
to
success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
anything."


More testimonials later but first...




PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE




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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW
AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!

INSTRUCTIONS:

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING
and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next
to
the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT
CORNER
in case of any mail problems.


WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER,
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS!

You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and
resell them.


YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00
(That's what I spend every time I take my girlfriend to the movies)

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from
these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from
you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it in your desk in case
something happens to your computer.


IMPORTANT:

DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or
their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is instructed below
in
step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the majority of your
profits.
Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not
work
if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter
it,
it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names
on
all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this
way.
Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do
Not
try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it
will not work for you. Remember, Honesty Reaps The Reward!!!

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering
a product for sale and getting paid for it.

Treat it as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short period of time
After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the
name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
the
cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune. Email them and ask that's what
I
always did.
Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY
(Just cut and paste! This is critical to YOUR success.
Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on
your
computer.
DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
you
with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase
will
provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send
bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much
more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:


METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
will
assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also
assume

that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) response (the response
could
be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will
send
out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing
with
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
those
50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people responded
and
ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million e-mail
sent
out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
(50
million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report #
5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000
+
4..... $50,000 + 5....$500,000 ... Grand Total=$555,550.00


NUMBERS DO NOT LIE

GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
MATTER
HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! (I did it was
$55,000
in four months)

REMEMBER, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED
TO.
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even one
4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are 580.78
million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, with thousands of
more
coming on line every day.

Believe me, there isn't any better way to make money!


METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds of
FREE
places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily
get
a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add
METHOD
#2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them
the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all
orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
address
on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the
report.

The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow "wrong".
It
is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or
approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in
the
envelope and steal it before it gets to you.


ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes:

Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted.
Make
sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or
foil
will also work. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME
of
the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal
address.

AVAILABLE REPORTS
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:


REPORT #1:
"The Insider's Guide To Advertising For Free On The Net"
Order Report #1 From:
Luka Kuret
Loznica 29 a
3310 Zalec
Slovenia
Europe

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REPORT #2:
"The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk E-mail On The Net"
Order Report #2 From:
Walter Richey
5510 NE Antioch Rd. #226
Kansas City, MO 64119


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REPORT #3:
"Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net"
Order Report #3 From:
Esther Mehagan
PMB #195, 844 South 291 Hwy.
Liberty, MO 64068

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REPORT #4:
"How To Become A Millionaire Utilizing MLM & The Net"
Order Report #4 From:
L. Zeringer
6402 S. Woodland Ct.
Spokane, WA 99224

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REPORT #5:
"How To Safely Send 2 Million Emails For Virtually No Money"
Order Report #5 From:
R. Chernick
P. O. Box 771661
Coral Springs, FL 33077-1661



There are currently more than 570,000,000 people online worldwide!


$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks,
continue
sending e-mails until you do.

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
receive
100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or
sending e-mails until you do.

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report# 2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to
roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down
on
the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF
E-
MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you
can generate from this business!!!


FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
the
rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
make
more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.
Follow
the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It works
exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting
report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved
others
to #2...# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send
out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
(Just
to let you know anyone who sends money to Cole Schulte (me) I send out least
5
million a month, there are bulk emails companies you can hire and they do
all
the work for you...) Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential
customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
information, materials and opportunity to become financially indepen!
dent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!

MORE TESTIMONIALS
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant
with a major U.S.Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received
this
program I grumbled to Jody about receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the
whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved.
I 'knew' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her,
and
was ready to lay the old 'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work.
Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses.
Within
the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........ all cash! I
was
shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'."

Mitchell Wolf M.D.,
Chicago, Illinois


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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that the
initial
investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get
enough
orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised when I found my medium
size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12
weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where
people
live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return and so
big".

Dan Sondstrom,
Alberta, Canada


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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I
should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
else........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
delete
this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came
within 22 weeks".

Susan De Suza,
New York, N.Y.


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"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little
cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days
the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00 and by the
end
of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
Thanx
to the internet".

Fred Dellaca,
Westport, New Zealand


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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY, GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO

FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

If you have any questions as to the legality of this program, contact the
Office of
Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Bureau of Consumer Protection,
Washington, D.C.

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