🚀 go-pugleaf

the adventures of ( the land surfer (dude))
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i took a cool shower
and washed my hair


sprayed green apple and honey suckle into th air
had half a cone of marijuana and

every day i write th book

of me

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music on

random pls

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talk to me

cake
'i will survive'


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some part of me
some where

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just askin synchronciity's 
opinion

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my journal

where did i go ?
who did i see ?
who did i lay with ?

and did i enjoy it 


some of th days i've gone to write up my life
for th day and


man

that couldnt have happened to me

could it ?


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singin background to a flamenco guitar
in th strete


and finding myself 
in a penthouse at dawn

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"with a pretty girl half yur age"

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unity
<<< smile >>>


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every day i write th book
and wish i'd started earlier

every time i 

ride th wheel


fly


i have an adventure


meet new ppl

and


who knows ?

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nirvana
'come as you are'
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dare to be different
be yourself

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i dont come to sing tonight
and tell bad jokes


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everything's green apples

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nice pot


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i cant stuff th wheel
sideways thru th posts

and twist ppl's heads

forever


i leave a record for me


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"long term memory"

what fell out of my head today


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golden earring
'radar love'
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i had good slides today
finest kind

it was a good day

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ran some
tests

for th left knee


got out of shape a couple o times

but no muscle failures


just takin depressions 
a little sideways

and goin too far


's how ya find th edge

pudknocker


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excused for th evening as a shaman

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wont ride over th bronze kangaroo's tail
and tell him
you been   a bad boy skippy


i dont give a fuck if sunny's stuck down th house paddock with a 
broken 

arm

he owes me money

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and my sense of humour


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this was me


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one day
i wont be able to climb on th fly wheel
and get fully sic
out of it

and go flyin


but not fuckin today


and praise th lord we thank it

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violent femmes
'i held her in my arms'
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meet more stacked chicks than i can count
even with a diary

when i'm drummin in th strete mostly

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not good for me
 but


you know

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fuck that hash pipe hole is gettin big

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and breathe out


phheeeeeewwwwwww


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'where's th cough ?"
sorry
no tobacco in it


"can i chop up land surfer dude ?"

k

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nirvana
'big cheese'
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"make ya a nice little mix"


that'd get gidget's gaga gooey


hang on



feel th love


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i pull up at a post
ppl come up and

talk and
shake my hand and


throw me high fives and

say nice things


to th wizard

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just peeled thru em
usin em as a mobile drunken out of it chicane

and made it thru unscathed


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wizard's stretching
i'll come out tomorrow

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k's choice
"i'm not an addict"
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i had a day off drugs
cause me some pain

always does


but ya gotta fight accomodation
payin strete prices


nice to me today
pretty dealer lady

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i was havin a bad hair day
th frizz
jumpd out th left side of th head
and stayed there


havin a rollie
in barbie girls back yard


mid mornin

two young fellas next door
wantin th clown to come jump th fence
and come to play


sorry boys
talkin to th 

girls


fair dinkum
i had one bunch of kids
wanted t put me in their toybox

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i'm sure i got
toy
stamped on me somewhere

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the black eyed peas
'latin girls'
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th girls and i
all  thought 
halle berry was funny


and endearing

takin th piss out of herself



not to mention what th ones with lesbian tendencies there
"all of em"


did say


barbie girl showed me apic
of nicole kidman with her arms around two girls
sayin she wasnt gunna go gay

even if it was easier

yeah ok


and i'm sittin there
cause i knwo all th dirty laundry

cause all three of these girls

have dragged me aside

t tell me their different versions


of th same tale

and all different


but i notice


barbie girl did not have

her

three way t shirt on this morning

with kickle and sel and i



while we sank cones



sorry


smoked marijuana



forget you ppl sometimes

all apologies


and drank teas and coffees



goin thru th girlie girl mags
and havin a laugh together


always been one to pal it up with th girls

so they;re half my age

we have fun





kickle cant keep her hands off her tits
specially if she's horny


think all three of us
were gazin at selena


ripe and

couple of cones with th girls
after work

didnt hear you compliment her today kickle
yur slippin

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the who
'magic bus'

we bumped kiss off

by th violent femmes

she'd hit me

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u invited him home girl

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dont all wanna be yur friend


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sittin on a bus stop
with jane

pervin at th fine pussy walkin by


no i havent called you have i


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tenacious d
'hard fucking'
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regurgitator
'couldnt do it'(happy shopper remix)
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yeah

go hard


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ill come down th escalator
and


lose it badly into th crowd


no brakes

i said

NO BRAKES


nice mall


g'day



how ya goin ?

i;m not wearin a shirt
cause i'm not employed


and it stops me havin a sexchange
you know


too mcuh information


if yur not on th edge get out of th fuckin road


fuckin pudknockers


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pussies to th left of me
pussies to th right
here i am


stuck in th middle
with you


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stupid body


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ya gotta laugh


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everywhere i go they smile
i'm sure that;s a bad thing

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cake
'short skirt long jacket'
999

oops


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flyin on instruments

you know

eyes closed


i apologize


yeah i am smokin a joint


and ya want a photo ?


dont ask for much do ya ?



that good for you ?


it was good for me




mate of mine
in th pub over there
just shakin his head


it's always a blonde


no nothing

yur friend wants a photo too


hi


welcome to th fortitude valley


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rehab
'it dont matter'
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i'm not

out there


tonight


no schedules to keep
no time table


wizard appears and disappers

when he pleases


mostly driven by money but dont tell them that

funnier that way



my diary tells me
i can roll into a town
flyin on my wheel

anywhere from here to th border
after midnight


and someone will walk up

and go 


hi dude

havent seen ya in a  bit




fuck u been
out here for a long time


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placebo
'jackie'
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well mr camera man
when will i hit that beach at low tide again ?

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it only takes
one
slide on one wheel

to open a litle boys eyes up wide

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placebo
'the bitter end'
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but 
th egirls


are mor econcerned with th outfit

pirate pants and attitude


shark fin bi cycle helmet

with a wizard hat
skinned
and gutted
th guts thrown away

and sheathed over th shark fin


i caught that fuckin wizard
that;s ne that didnt get away
buggers to skin ya know


and little red pointy

elves shoes


a flyin belt with water
and tape for broken toe nails


and no fuckin shirt

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the black eyed peas
'the apl song'
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no road
that th wizard doesnt ride down
th wrong way

some time


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i dont carry a light

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tiem for th wizard to withdraw
nearly midnight

i may not be there
tonight

but my tracks


th strete furniture i slide around

is all

still 


out there...


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the land surfer dude

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p.s.

radiohead
'rabbit in your headlights'

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wanna be quicker than that mate

i been surfin crowds on one wheel for a fuckin long time


just glide thru th

dazed and confused



occasionally
with stark life life blood


all up my
bad hand


spins th coppers 
no end...


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i was here all night ok
written on th belly
in dark blue ink


and yeah we did laugh
when th young constable
grabbed th hand

at th end of th night
thinking i'd done
some savage mayhem


didnt his eyes open wide ?


at dawn


walkin out of th valley to go th park

for that last joint



and laugh


that was too easy
i was walkin and he

just fuckin lost it


dickless tracy did a
triple take too


ah man
fuck i can be wicked


it's convincin isnt it ?
and he was th only copper to spot it
all night


san ghere
and htere

got photoed by a leica

camera


a pro


he didnt say anything either


wish ya took a  shot of th copper

th look was priceless



ah well

gotta get yur kicks how ya get em


i was here
i was alive
i had fun


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