Judge's Lunch

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From: Joke Joint
Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 00:00

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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case
involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn�t
true.

�I�m as sober as you are, your Honor,� the man claimed.

The judge replied, �Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is
sentenced to 30 days.�

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From: Joke Joint <submit@jokejoint.com>
Subject: Judge's Lunch
Date: 2000/08/15
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