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Re: Jose Alfredo Jiminez ("Colonel Jake") -- Evil Beaner Spic Internet Terrorist (U.S. Army)

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From: OllieNorthie
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:38
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On Feb 28, 12:56 am, Operation Wetback <operation_wetb...@live.com>
wrote:
> Guiness Book World's Record holders on human
> cannibalism, total victims and total systematic
> devouring of wh
ole tribes and peoples throughout
> the Americas:
>
> Jose Alfredo Jimenez "Colonel Jake" (U.S. Army Psy-Op)
>
> http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm
>
> But the overwhelming majority of the sacrificed captives apparently
> were consumed. A principal -- and sometimes only -- objective of
> Aztec
> war expeditions was to capture prisoners for sacrifice. While some
> might be sacrificed and eaten on the field of battle, most were taken
> to home communities or to the capital, where they were kept in wooden
> cages to be fattened until sacrificed by the priests at the temple-
> pyramids. Most of the sacrifices involved tearing out the heart,
> offering it to the sun and, with some blood, also to the idols. The
> corpse was then tumbled down the steps of the pyramid and carried off
> to be butchered. The head went on the local skull rack, displayed in
> central plazas alongside the temple-pyramids. At least three of the
> limbs were the property of the captor if he had seized the prisoner
> without assistance in battle. Later, at a feast given at the captor's
> quarters, the central dish was a stew of tomatoes, peppers, and the
> limbs of his victim. The remaining torso, in Tenochtitlán at least,
> went to the royal zoo where it was used to feed carnivorous mammals,
> birds, and snakes.
>
> Recent archeological research leads support to conquistadores' and
> informants' vivid and detailed accounts of Aztec cannibalism. Mexican
> archeologists excavating at an Aztec sacrificial site in the
> Tlatelolco section of Mexico City between 1960 and 1969 uncovered
> headless human rib cages completely lacking the limb bones.
> Associated with these remains were some razor-like obsidian
> blades, which the archeologists believe were used in the butchering.
> Nearby they also discovered piles of human skulls, which apparently
> had been broken open to obtain the brains, possibly a choice
> delicacy reserved for the priesthood, and to mount the skulls on a
> ceremonial rack.
>
> >http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm
>
> Recently, Borah, possibly the leading authority on the demography of
> Mexico at the time of the conquest, has also revised the estimated
> number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the fifteenth
> century to 250,000 per year

Makes me think about the fact that only 2 things look like a taco.
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