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Article #210Re: Jose Alfredo Jiminez ("Colonel Jake") -- Evil Beaner Spic Internet Terrorist (U.S. Army)
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Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2012 05:56
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Guiness Book World's Record holders on human cannibalism, total victims and total systematic devouring of whole tribes and peoples throughout the Americas: Jose Alfredo Jimenez "Colonel Jake" (U.S. Army Psy-Op) http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm But the overwhelming majority of the sacrificed captives apparently were consumed. A principal -- and sometimes only -- objective of Aztec war expeditions was to capture prisoners for sacrifice. While some might be sacrificed and eaten on the field of battle, most were taken to home communities or to the capital, where they were kept in wooden cages to be fattened until sacrificed by the priests at the temple- pyramids. Most of the sacrifices involved tearing out the heart, offering it to the sun and, with some blood, also to the idols. The corpse was then tumbled down the steps of the pyramid and carried off to be butchered. The head went on the local skull rack, displayed in central plazas alongside the temple-pyramids. At least three of the limbs were the property of the captor if he had seized the prisoner without assistance in battle. Later, at a feast given at the captor's quarters, the central dish was a stew of tomatoes, peppers, and the limbs of his victim. The remaining torso, in Tenochtitlán at least, went to the royal zoo where it was used to feed carnivorous mammals, birds, and snakes. Recent archeological research leads support to conquistadores' and informants' vivid and detailed accounts of Aztec cannibalism. Mexican archeologists excavating at an Aztec sacrificial site in the Tlatelolco section of Mexico City between 1960 and 1969 uncovered headless human rib cages completely lacking the limb bones. Associated with these remains were some razor-like obsidian blades, which the archeologists believe were used in the butchering. Nearby they also discovered piles of human skulls, which apparently had been broken open to obtain the brains, possibly a choice delicacy reserved for the priesthood, and to mount the skulls on a ceremonial rack. > http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm Recently, Borah, possibly the leading authority on the demography of Mexico at the time of the conquest, has also revised the estimated number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the fifteenth century to 250,000 per year
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Subject: Re: Jose Alfredo Jiminez ("Colonel Jake") -- Evil Beaner Spic
Internet Terrorist (U.S. Army)
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