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Article #3031Re: Santa Claus to get 100 billion dollar bailout
From: OllieNorthie
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:51
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:51
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On Dec 23, 8:14 am, Bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote: > On Dec 22, 5:22 am, "OllieNort...@aol.com" <OllieNort...@aol.com> > wrote: > > > Santa has been downsizing and quietly moving toy production to the > > South Pole. With the recent downturn more parents are expecting Santa > > to pick up the difference in toys under the Christmas tree this year. > > Santa has told Cogress he faces bankruptcy uless he gets a 100 billion > > bailout by Christmas eve. > > > Critics of Mr. Claus cite his using his Sled and all eight reindeer i > > his recent trip to Washigton. He countered by saying his sled his eco > > friendly only producing tiny reindeer poop. > > The US Marines, Toys for Tots, Mainland China and Bernard Madoff are > all going to get together tomorrow to stuff Santa's sleigh with enough > lead-soaked plastic toys to give the manger of any self-respecting > Dollar Store a permanent boner. Minority babies sucking on all that > plastic won't make a big difference in our collective IQ except for > going slightly negative in January, and as soon as American industry > releases the patent for converting US sewage into perfumes, protein > and plastic, the Chinese will agree to sell all our own shit back to > us as tree-shaped air fresheners, fast food and dildos. > > -bdn- Ironic that the biggest communist atheist country is the number one supplier of Christmas crap. Or maybe it isn't.
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