Re: Santa Claus to get 100 billion dollar bailout

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From: Bozo
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:14

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On Dec 22, 5:22 am, "OllieNort...@aol.com" <OllieNort...@aol.com>
wrote:
> Santa has been downsizing and quietly moving toy production to the
> South Pole.  With the recent downturn more parents are expecting Santa
> to pick up the difference in toys under the Christmas tree this year.
> Santa has told Cogress he faces bankruptcy uless he gets a 100 billion
> bailout by Christmas eve.
>
> Critics of Mr. Claus cite his using his Sled and all eight reindeer i
> his recent trip to Washigton.  He countered by saying his sled his eco
> friendly only producing tiny reindeer poop.

The US Marines, Toys for Tots, Mainland China and Bernard Madoff are
all going to get together tomorrow to stuff Santa's sleigh with enough
lead-soaked plastic toys to give the manger of any self-respecting
Dollar Store a permanent boner. Minority babies sucking on all that
plastic won't make a big difference in our collective IQ except for
going slightly negative in January, and as soon as American industry
releases the patent for converting US sewage into perfumes, protein
and plastic, the Chinese will agree to sell all our own shit back to
us as tree-shaped air fresheners, fast food and dildos.

-bdn-

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Subject: Re: Santa Claus to get 100 billion dollar bailout
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