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Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?

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From: Colonel Jake
Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2012 05:14
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On 9/23/2012 2:38 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:
>
>
>>
>> On Sep 23, 1:06 pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> I know it's just a gimmick, but the way the Host, Christopher Kimball,
>>>> in his bow tie and apron lords over everybody in an uneasy revolving
>>>> crew where they all seem to come and go and disappear except him is
>>>> just a little unsetteling, and yet he's the only one on camera that
>>>> doesn't seem to do much except taste-test, put his nose in the air,
>>>> and lick the bowls occasionally ...
>>>
>>>> http://www.tv.com/shows/americas-test-kitchen/
>>>
>>>> -bdn-
>>>
>>> Does he look anything like this dork?
>>>
>>> http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d9/56/d95661_3364851.jpg
>>>
>>> --
>>> Checkmate
>>> KotAGoR XXXIV
>>> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
>>> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
>>> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
>>> Copyright © 2012
>>> all rights reserved
>>>
>>> A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:
>>>
>>> "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
>>> already."
>>>
>>> Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com>
>>
>> well now that you mention it, *THAT* dork was my sex-ed teacher in
>> daycare ... and please edit your sigline to read "there's not much you
>> can tell me about the boner i don't already know."
>
> Sorry, that's what came out of the assworm's mouth, and I can't change
> it.
>

We (tinw)!,
"Should be hearing from teh little assworm's mouth!!! (anytime now soOn)...

<crickets>
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From: Colonel Jake <coloneljake@coloneljake.com>
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Subject: Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white
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