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From: Troy
Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 12:32
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Hey Adolf! ol'bean! Remember the old days when you and your right hand would
get drunk and you would beat off because you are such a looser that no woman
wanted you.


Adolf <runsilent54@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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> "Troy" <alternate-root@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:<U%wTa.493938$3C2.13281786@news3.calgary.shaw.ca>...
> > Spoken like a true DRUNK!!!!
> >
> > Hard core drinkers are a burden on our health care system just like drug
> > addicts and smokers.You should be highly taxed on booze and smokes,and
when
> > and if they legalize pot or any other drugs I hope they tax the hell out
of
> > them to.
> >
>   Hey Root! ol'bean! Remember the old days when you and your fat squaw
> would get drunk and screw in a snowbank! (hey dare! want to party)
> >
> >
> > The VoltairianT/Black JesterT/The Absent MindT/Riley BittermanT
> >
<hypocritslayerspyhunter-arrff-arrff@www.limbo.lowtax.gobnahsoff.gov.wa.us>
> > wrote in message news:uOtTa.568$jW.465@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com...
> > > I like drinking, why should I be punished for doing something no more
> >  harmful
> > > than that teeth rot sold at 7 Eleven, as it might be called by some.
> > >
> > > Are you for prohibition of booze??????  Or just legalize if the big
> >  theiving
> > > Government takes a cut???
> > >
> > > On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 04:57:33 GMT, "Troy" <alternate-root@shaw.ca>
wrote:
> > >
> > > >Stop buying booze......problem solved
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The VoltairianT/Black JesterT/The Absent MindT/Riley BittermanT
> > >
> >
><hypocritslayerspyhunter-arrff-arrff@www.limbo.lowtax.gobnahsoff.gov.wa.us>
> > > >wrote in message news:1WnSa.1659$mo4.1263@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com...
> > > >> The gawd damn Liquor Board is a bootlegging crown corp run by a
crown
> >  government
> > > >> unauthorized by the FDA (Food and Drug Admin.) and it already makes
> >  money
> >  off of
> > > >> booze, why should they add to the pain of oppression by charging
> >  consumption
> > > >> taxes on top of their liquor prices and booze tax.  Oh and the
booze
> >  tax
> >  isn't
> > > >> needed either.  I hate consumption taxes as it is.
> > > >>
> > > >> It's just wrong.  Boozing is no sin, why a sin tax I have no idea.
> >  Evenn
> > > >> biblically it said that it was only being a drunkard that was a
sin.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> X-Sigfile
> > > >>
> > > >> I'm the mark of sarcasm, the upside-down exclaimation mark, I am
the
> >  Black
> > > >> JesterT.
> > > >>  >:-{)  )>
> > > >>
> > > >> Docta Gov. Admr. Count G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhGT/D
> > > >> Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County.
> > > >>
> > > >> Writer, Humorist [The Absent Mind], and everything else under the
moon.
> > > >> [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL]
> > > >> Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else...
> > > >>
> > > >> The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/
> > > >> My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/
> > > >> Stripping: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Stripping/
> > > >> Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/
> > > >> Item [Whore] Store: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/itemshop/
> > >
> > >
> > > X-Sigfile
> > >
> > > I'm the mark of sarcasm, the upside-down exclaimation mark, I am the
Black
> > > JesterT.
> > >  >:-{)  )>
> > >
> > > Docta Gov. Admr. Count G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhGT/D
> > > Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County.
> > >
> > > Writer, Humorist [The Absent Mind], and everything else under the
moon.
> > > [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL]
> > > Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else...
> > >
> > > The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/
> > > My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/
> > > Stripping: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Stripping/
> > > Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/
> > > Item [Whore] Store: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/itemshop/
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > "One should stat clear of comparing one self to others to feel like
> > > scum, one should compare themselves to what they could be or
> > > what they were for that; the same could be said about feeling
> > > good about one self." -- G�l�k Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > >  "In revenge and in love. woman is more barbarous than
> > > man.". - Dr. F. Nietzsche
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore
> > > you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into
> > > barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles;
> > > reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep."
> > > -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner]
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > A: Yes, yes.  There is a natural law, and it does not consist
> > > either in doing harm to others or in rejoicing thereat. -- [FMA]
> > > Voltaire; Phil. Dict. -- Natural Law.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > An itinerant bookseller does not burden himself with a Virgil,
> > > with a Horace, but with a new book, even though it be
> > > detestible.  He draws a you aside and says to you: "Sir, do
> > > you want some books from Holland?"  [FMA] Voltaire; Phil.
> > > Dict. -- New Novelties (Trends and Fads to Prechew).
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Chance is a word void of meaning, nothing happens without a
> > > cause." -- Voltaire; Phil. Dict. -- Chance
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Cool, like popular, is a word that is often associated with
> > > self betrayal."  -- G�l�k Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "When the poison's pusher uses the poison, you can be sure
> > > he has and has used the antidote."  -- G�l�k Buday, 2003
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his
> > > enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes
> > > a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work
> > > and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian
> > > (in fact 2)" -- G�l�k Buday, April of 2002
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim
> > > he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could
> > > dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize.
> > > For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if
> > > there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are
> > > necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau;
> > > To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/
> > > state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were
> > > trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery
> > > spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and
> > > cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's
> > > citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau;
> > > To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." --
> > >  Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And
> > > Inspected" -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to
> > > further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to
> > > pray, go to church.  Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas
> > > Jefferson
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether
> > > English nor French origin.  So I determined to bring about a
> > > Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration."
> > > - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources
> > > make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones,
> > > Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of
> > > phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last,
> > > and always!" - G�l�k Buday, Purposely misquoting the
> > > Chief's Quote For His Own Agenda (2002).
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
> > > - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't
> > > stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister
> > > Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to
> > > and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of
> > > strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker,
> > > April 9, 1970, House of Commons.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When
> > > Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may
> > > be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the
> > > Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the
> > > Libertarian Party.)
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me."
> > > -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over
> > > the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot."
> > > -- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes
> > > It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- G�l�k Buday; 2002
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person
> > > Who Wields It." -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of
> > > The Orator And/Or Writer." -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." --
> > > George Bernard Shaw
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (hard to
> > > believe, I know.).
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and
> > > Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were
> > > beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized.  I was
> > > to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by
> > > reorganizing.  And what a wonderful method it can be for
> > > creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency,
> > > confusion and demoralization.  --  Gaius Petronius Arbiter,
> > > 1st century AD; Satyricon.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very
> > > Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never
> > > Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." --
> > > Lenny Bruce.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The
> > > Biggest Scoundrels." -- G�l�k Buday
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good
> > > Question." -- G�l�k Buday.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Small Government's A Start" -- G�l�k Buday.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "Funny how diversity is ok unless it's of opinion or philosophical."
> > >  -- G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt Franco Buday; On "Divisive Opinions
> > > and Issues;" December 2nd, 2002.
> >
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "I rather have one competant employee, than a million incompetent
> > > ones, one competent something than a million incompetent
> > > something; and criminality counts as incompetance in business as
> > > well." -- G�l�k Z. L. F. Buday
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday
> > > PPS Not Che from che-lives.com
> > > ?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Download Free Agent
> > > http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ftp/freeagent.32bit-1.21/fa32-121.exe
> > > Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page
> > > http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm
> > > Non-ISP News Server
> > > news://rsl2.rslnet.net/
> > > Google Groups:
> > > http://groups.google.com/
> > >
> > > Closet LibertarianT, Black MagusT, Bible ThumperT, Blow LoadT,
> > > The VoltairianT, Black JesterT, Riley BittermanT, Pyromaniac of
> > > Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of
> > > G�l�k Buday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are
Reserved.
> > >
> > > 204 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines on Sig File.
> > >
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