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Re: Joking Off All Over Your Face: Jesus Christ! Or was it Emmanuel? - LIBTR/LBTR/CMDY/ASSC/ASS-C

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From: �G�l�k Z.L.F Buday AKA The Absen...
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:29
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 00:21:16 GMT, in van.general "klunk" <duncan_thomas@aecorp.biz> wrote:

�you also seem to cover a wide territory of issues...
�each of which require a lifetime of dedication
�toward achieving any form of positive resolution...
�(although my own interests are equally ecclectic)
�perhaps if you picked one and fought for it vehemently,
�you might be able to enlist supporters
�and see some movement toward positive results.

Funny thing, Jim "Jim" Green no platform yet and Sullivan had 4 issues or points on his platform, 
me, quazi-issued; I had more right to debate on BCTV that either of them, this on top of being my 
3rd run for Mayor by 2005.  I suppose from that standpoint your right, oddly enough, if I stood on 
one issue and said alot of nothing about it I'd be handed it all like they were.


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4. In order to bar the use of force or fraud from social relationships and to place the use of retaliatory force under objective control,
human society requires an institution charged with the task of protecting individual rights under an objective code of rules. This is
the basic task of, and the only moral justification for, government.
5. The only proper functions of government whose powers must be constitutionally limited, are:
(a) Settling, according to objective laws, disputes among individuals, where private , voluntary arbitration has failed;
(b) Providing protection from criminals;
(c) Providing protection from foreign invaders.
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info#libertarian.ca

It is the best thing there, frankly it's a place where members can stick together and be hostile to one another 
as well, reminds me of my Hungarian household.  Heh.

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Treatise
http://www.myegotimes.com/articles/a-d/Letter_Debate-Standards_Canada-2004/debate04-ssihtmlformat.shtml
How to conscribe/draft a candidate.

He needs an accountant-auditor/one grand (refundable)/and 100 Signatures.
S/He needs it couriered or mailed to him or her; maybe hand delivered with his 
agreement to run; best he talk to the auditor to make sure it is paid for and what is 
owed, now why they don't do it as a civic duty is beyond me.  Maybe Elections Canada
should pick up the tab.
http://www.elections.ca/pol/can/ec20010_e.pdf

(EG)  http://www.myegotimes.com/Federal.Elections.Can/Paine.County-GVRD/Vancouver/buday4mayor2008.shtml

http://www.myegotimes.com/Federal.Elections.Can/

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Got Payraise? http://www.elections.bc.ca/rcl/recall.new.htm


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 �Docta Gov. Admr. Mayor-To-Be Count G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; PhG�/D�
The My Ego Times, The Voltairian News Wire/Service
aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County.

Writer, Humorist [The Absent Mind], and everything else under the moon. 
Vancouver, Paine County (GVRD), Neo Sumer(BC)/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else...

"Ninety percent of success  is showing up." -- Attrib. Woody Allen.

Political Egotist is a Former, As Listed Publically, Miserable Failure 
of A  Mayoral Candidate in Vancouver who ran on a Independent but a, 
ignored, rather Libertarian Platform; G�l�k Z.L.F Buday (96), G�l�k 
(B.J.) Buday (02): BJ = �Black Jester� and G�l�k Zolt�n Buday ('05).
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Political Egotist, is just a parody of those who think they are so 
special for running for office, or an organization or winning office 
that they should have a title under their name as if they are better 
then anyone else writing to the editor or holding an opinion.
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"There is no such "condition" as "Schizophrenia," but the label is a social fact
and the social fact a political event*" -- MDr. R. D. Laing, "The Politics of
Experience;" Ch.5 "The Schizophrenic Experience" Pg. 121/122.
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"Rape [Censorship, Gun Control, Espionage, etc...] is a true weapon 
of mass destruction; that and gun grabbing." -- G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt 
Franco Buday; The Absent Mind.
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"Pragmatism is a coward's practicality." -- G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt 
Franco Buday; The Absent Mind.
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"In revenge and in love. woman is more barbarous than
man.". - Dr. F. Nietzsche
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"As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore
you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into
barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles;
reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep."
-- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner]
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A: Yes, yes.  There is a natural law, and it does not consist 
either in doing harm to others or in rejoicing thereat. -- [FMA] 
Voltaire; Phil. Dict. -- Natural Law.
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An itinerant bookseller does not burden himself with a Virgil, 
with a Horace, but with a new book, even though it be 
detestible.  He draws a you aside and says to you: "Sir, do 
you want some books from Holland?"  [FMA] Voltaire; Phil. 
Dict. -- New Novelties (Trends and Fads to Prechew).
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"Chance is a word void of meaning, nothing happens without a 
cause." -- Voltaire; Phil. Dict. -- Chance
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"Cool, like popular, is a word that is often associated with 
self betrayal."  -- G�l�k Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind
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"One should stat clear of comparing one self to others to feel like 
scum, one should compare themselves to what they could be or 
what they were for that; the same could be said about feeling 
good about one self." -- G�l�k Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind
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"When the poison's pusher uses the poison, you can be sure 
he has and has used the antidote."  -- G�l�k Buday, 2003
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his 
enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes 
a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work 
and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke
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"There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian 
(in fact 2)" -- G�l�k Buday, April of 2002
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"...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim 
he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could 
dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize.  
For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if 
there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are 
necessarily at that man's mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; 
To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
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"...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/
state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were 
trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery 
spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and 
cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's 
citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; 
To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality.
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"Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- 
 Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase.
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"Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton
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"He who loves himself became great in himself, 
and he who loved others became great through 
his devotion, and he who loved God became 
greater than all."  -- S�ren Kierkegaard
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"Life must be lived forwards, but it can only be 
understood backwards"  -- S�ren Kierkegaard
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"A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- G�l�k Buday
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"A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And 
Inspected" -- G�l�k Buday
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"At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- G�l�k Buday
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"it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to 
further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to 
pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson
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"I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither 
altogether English nor French origin.  So I determined to bring 
about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated
consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 
1958, Maclean's.
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"We shall never build the nation which our potential resources 
make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, 
Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of
phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" 
- G�l�k Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chiefs Quote For 
His Own Agenda (2002).
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"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." 
- Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958
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"As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't 
stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister 
Diefenbaker,  June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario.
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"Freedom includes the right to say what others may object 
to and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of 
strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, 
April 9, 1970, House of Commons.
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"I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When 
Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may 
be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the 
Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the 
Libertarian Party.)
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"I wish to preach not the doctrine of ignoble 
ease but the doctrine of the strenuous life" -- 
Theodore Rooseveldt [IV-10-1899, Chicago, IL]
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"I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me." 
-- G�l�k Buday
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"It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over 
the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot." 
-- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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"Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes 
It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- G�l�k Buday; 2002
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"An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person 
Who Wields It." -- G�l�k Buday
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"The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of The 
Orator And/Or Writer." -- G�l�k Buday
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"The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." -- 
George Bernard Shaw
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"[To My Fellow-Citizens of the United States of America
	I put the following work under your protection.  It contains my 
opinion on religion.]  You will do me justice to remember that I have always 
strenuously  supported the right to his own opinion, however different that 
opinion may be to mine.  He who denies another this right makes a slave of 
himself to his present opinion, because he precludes himself the right of 
changing it." -- Thomas Paine, The Age Of Reason.
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"There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and 
Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- G�l�k Buday
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"We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were 
beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized.  I was 
to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by 
reorganizing.  And what a wonderful method it can be for 
creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency, 
confusion and demoralization."  --  Gaius Petronius Arbiter, 
1st century AD; Satyricon.
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"If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very 
Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never 
Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary.
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"The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." -- 
Lenny Bruce.
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"Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The 
Biggest Scoundrels." -- G�l�k Buday
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"Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good 
Question." -- G�l�k Buday.
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"Small Government's A Start" -- G�l�k Buday.
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"Funny how diversity is ok unless it's of opinion or philosophical."
 -- G�l�k Zolt�n Leenderdt Franco Buday; On "Divisive Opinions 
and Issues;" December 2nd, 2002.
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"I rather have one competant employee, than a million incompetent 
ones, one competent something than a million incompetent 
something; and criminality counts as incompetance in business as 
well." -- G�l�k Z. L. F. Buday
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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him 
from lynching me,and I think that's pretty  important. -- Martin Luther King Jr.
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"The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason.  I have 
never used any other, and I trust I never shall." -- Thomas Paine, The Age Of 
Reason
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"We are not afraid to follow the truth where ever it may lead, nor [afraid] 
to tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it." -- Thomas 
Jefferson
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"A Republic, Not An Empire." -- Patrick J. Buchanan, Title of His Book 
and a point about the USoA.
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PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday
PPS Not Che from che-lives.com
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Subject: Re: Joking Off All Over Your Face: Jesus Christ!  Or was it Emmanuel? - LIBTR/LBTR/CMDY/ASSC/ASS-C
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:29:28 GMT
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