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Little G.K. Konnig managed to stop masturbating long enough to scribble: 
 >Most comedians have no balls !
  >They are eunuchs !

that's all you got? Puhlease, you can heckle better than THAT!

  How long ya been workin on that? Months I bet. Sittin in the back of 
the club in the dark. Too scared to even try open mike yourself.
Sippin on your cheap beer or girly drink. Finally, you built up the 
courage to yell bullshit at a group which takes on the biggest fear out 
there: that of speaking in public, and this is it??????

  Even professional actors say they are amazed at the cohonies displyed 
by someone brave enough to grab a mike and climb on the standup stage.
Terrorists when asked if they are afraid of blowing themselves up say,"
Absolutely not! Allah is waiting for me with open arms! But; fuck 
standup! Those people are crazy! They must die a thousand times to my one!"

eunuchs? you misspelled 'unique', I think.

  God Knows most 'comics' SHOULDN'T get on stage but they DO have 'balls'.

  Especially the women! cuz as we all know: they ain't funny!


I kid the womens. And you're half right about them, I hear:
  they have no balls, but they are not eunuchs as they were born that 
way, for the most part.

See how much you learned today?

Tomorrow; a quiz on chapter seven. 'Getting it in Writing'