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Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?

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From: zo-beau de-niro
Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2012 23:35
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On Sep 23, 10:15 pm, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote:
> On 9/23/2012 2:38 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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> > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
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> > First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:
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> >> On Sep 23, 1:06 pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >>> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> Checkmate!
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> >>> First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:
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> >>>> I know it's just a gimmick, but the way the Host, Christopher Kimball,
> >>>> in his bow tie and apron lords over everybody in an uneasy revolving
> >>>> crew where they all seem to come and go and disappear except him is
> >>>> just a little unsetteling, and yet he's the only one on camera that
> >>>> doesn't seem to do much except taste-test, put his nose in the air,
> >>>> and lick the bowls occasionally ...
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> >>>>http://www.tv.com/shows/americas-test-kitchen/
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> >>>> -bdn-
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> >>> Does he look anything like this dork?
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> >>>http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d9/56/d95661_3364851.jpg
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> >>> --
> >>> Checkmate
> >>> KotAGoR XXXIV
> >>> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> >>> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> >>> Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> >>> Copyright © 2012
> >>> all rights reserved
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> >>> A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:
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> >>> "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
> >>> already."
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> >>> Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdn...@giganews.com>
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> >> well now that you mention it, *THAT* dork was my sex-ed teacher in
> >> daycare ... and please edit your sigline to read "there's not much you
> >> can tell me about the boner i don't already know."
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> > Sorry, that's what came out of the assworm's mouth, and I can't change
> > it.
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> We (tinw)!,
> "Should be hearing from teh little assworm's mouth!!! (anytime now soOn)...
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> <crickets>

well if you'd stop feeding the little asshat asscamper salmismoker
parasite maybe he'd go away and play under a bus

-bdn-
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Subject: Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy
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