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Article #3319Re: 3/30 Puns
From: Tim Bruening
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:32
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:32
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000765 wrote: > In article <40780674.D81244D3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening says... > > > >000765 wrote: > > > >> In article <42a30eda.0404051351.41fb0ca3@posting.google.com>, billyraybauer > >> says... > >> > > >> >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > >> >news:<406A7AA9.96BC405B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>... > >> >> nemo wrote: > >> >> > >> >> > David Simpson <farookdas@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message > >> >> > news:74h9pvg10cptqaqasgtgoai5hnmnf5o96j@4ax.com... > >> >> > > On Mon, 20 Oct 2003 21:20:14 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> typed > >> >> > > furiously: > >> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > >mike wheeEler <wheeEler@tns.net> wrote in message > >> >> > > >news:3f936f70_2@127.0.0.1... > >> >> > > >> In article <ENGkb.81351$SJ5.51417@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>, > >> >> > > >> nemo@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when: > >> >> > > >> > > >> >> > > >> > > >> >> > > >> ><snip> > >> >> > > >> > > >> >> > > >> >Lost a legend? > >> >> > > >> > > >> >> > > >> >What's afoot? > >> >> > > >> > > >> >> > > >> Mine's 12 inches, but I don't normally use it as a rule... > >> >> > > >> > >> >> > > >A rule Flynn's was reputed to be 14 inches! > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > Mike's just bragging. > >> >> > > > >> >> > If that's Mike's just bragging, I'd hate to hear his unjust bragging. > >> >> > >> >> The U.S. can justly brag that it captured Saddam Hussein. > >> > > >> >Did you hear about the LaMaze teacher who had dilated pupils? > >> > >> I heard a woman gave birth to a birch but it was another country. > > > >She gave birth to a tree? > > "Country." Sheesh. As Tim Tomerson used to say, "Whoosh!" I thought that you were saying that the woman had given birth to a birch tree in a country OTHER than the United States!
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