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From: Motiraj Gurung
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 00:00

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: Vanilla Gorilla wrote in message <35d99266.20603848@nntp.alaska.net>...
: >On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 02:49:38 +0100, art <andy@vinylfreak.demon.co.uk> wrote:

: >YIKES!!!  My GOD, MAN!!!  Flying Haggises? (plural of haggis?)  Now I'll never
: >get to sleep.  Ever!  Any bastard sick enough to even think up a flying haggis
: >should be taken out and, and, and, ummmm, fed haggis, dammit!


YOU GUYS CRAZY? A HAGGIS IS NOT AN ANIMAL OR A BIRD!!!
I know. I'm studying in Scotland and I can confirm to you that
a Haggis is actually a breed of octupus (female: octupussy).
That's your education done for today. Class dismiss.

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From: mgur@holyrood.ed.ac.uk (Motiraj Gurung)
Subject: Re: 10 shortest books
Date: 1998/08/15
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