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From: Vanilla Gorilla
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 00:00

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On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 02:49:38 +0100, art <andy@vinylfreak.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>now you`re being silly!
>they can`t fall off if they use their wings.In article <35CF8F24.BE2C267


YIKES!!!  My GOD, MAN!!!  Flying Haggises? (plural of haggis?)  Now I'll never
get to sleep.  Ever!  Any bastard sick enough to even think up a flying haggis
should be taken out and, and, and, ummmm, fed haggis, dammit!


>@brainstorm.co.uk>, Steve Crook <steve@brainstorm.co.uk> writes
>>art wrote:
>>
>>> what is your problem?
>>> scots,scots,scots.
>>> a fish and chip supper is as popular in england as it is in scotland.
>>> chip shops are in decline these days.all curries and kebab shops!
>>> i just hunt haggis,eat it raw while humming the krankies latest
>>> record.
>>
>>I prefer the haggis with one leg shorter than the other. They evolvedthat way 
>>from running round the side of mountains. All you have to do
>>is to get them to turn round & run the other way & they fall down the
>>mountain :)
>>
>>    Steve
>>
>>



Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
Year 2000 Compliant since 1961!
"Another ignorant reactionary" cuz "Jim" said so.

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From: milhouse@springfield.net (Vanilla Gorilla)
Subject: Re: 10 shortest books
Date: 1998/08/13
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