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From: art
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 00:00

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porridge!!!In article <Pine.A41.3.95b.980811122342.232770A-100000@homer3
9.u.washington.edu>, D. Rutherford <dar@u.washington.edu> writes
>> 
>> I prefer the haggis with one leg shorter than the other. They evolvedthat way 
>from running round the side of mountains. All you have to do
>> is to get them to turn round & run the other way & they fall down the
>> mountain :)
>> 
>>     Steve
>> 
>>So, do you try this on your own, or do you use a fully trained haggis
>hound to herd them? I tried chasing them on foot, but I was knackered
>after half an hour. A properly trained haggis hound, (or Hoond if you are
>Scottish)  is a great asset, although the only professional trainer I know
>of is Angus Dougal McKilty of Auchtermauchty, and he is well into his
>eighties, so the supply may dry up, as his son, Campbell was killed
>tragically in a Sporran fitting accident.
>
>Dave 
>

-- 
art

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From: art <andy@vinylfreak.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: 10 shortest books
Date: 1998/08/12
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