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Article #3396Sherlock in Bed
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Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent." "When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo." #~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~ Subscribe to The ChuckleList, the net's PREMIER daily humor list! Sent daily STRAIGHT to your email address! simply send email to chucklelist-subscribe@makelist.com #~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~ -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==----- http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp Create Your Own Free Member Forum
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,274a2a61333d0ae0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 109361,274a2a61333d0ae0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid109361,public X-Google-Thread: f4ee7,bec25981fea195fb X-Google-Attributes: gidf4ee7,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,274a2a61333d0ae0,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public From: chucklelist-owner@makelist.com Subject: Sherlock in Bed Date: 1998/08/04 Message-ID: <6q5ro6$5ul$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> X-Deja-AN: 377712467 Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion X-Article-Creation-Date: Tue Aug 04 02:30:30 1998 GMT Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.comedy.british,alt.tasteless.jokes,eunet.jokes X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 95)