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Article #3406Re: How to Respond to Rabid Feminists
From: John Scanlon
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
Date: Tue, 04 Aug 1998 00:00
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Great stuff Lenny Baby! Lenny Schafer wrote: : >>Any suggestions for a reply to those hairy-legged and pit-ted womyn who : >>introduce themselves as feminists within twenty seconds of meeting you? 1. Ask if she's in involved with NOW's monthly lesbian summo wrestling fundraising events. 2. Ask if its true the latest feminist rage of getting dental implants at their G-spots. 3. Tell her you have nothing against feminists, but that you wouldn't want your sister to marry one. 4. If you're a single divorced man, reassure her you've already been neutured. 5. Ask "Hey, how 'bout sucking my ____, I understand that it's now ok to asks feminists this once without it being harassment." 6. "Yes, I've heard the uglier ones take longer to outgrow it." 7. Ask her opinion: should women be allowed to perform a clitorectomy on their fetus? 8. Is she angry that her mother was denied today's much wider range of abortion technology choices? -- Lenny Schafer If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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