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Date: Sun, 02 Aug 1998 00:00

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A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one
house it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the
door even though the pastor had knocked several times.  Finally, the
pastor took out his card and wrote "Revelations 3:20" on the back of
it, and stuck it in the door.

[Revelations 3:20: Behold, I stand at he door and knock.  If anyone
hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine
with him and him with me.]

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.  Below the
pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10".

[Genesis 3:10: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid,
because I was naked; and I hid myself.]




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Subject: NAKED!
Date: 1998/08/02
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