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Re: What's a vagina look like?

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From: Dave Gray
Date: Sat, 20 Jun 1998 00:00
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Do bulldogs like mayonnaise?

Dan wrote:
> 
> A kid says, "Pop, what's a vagina look like?"
> His father says, "Before sex, a vagina looks like a pink rose with soft,
> lovely petals and the aroma of perfume."
> The kid says, "What about after sex?"
> His father thinks for a moment and says, "Imagine a bulldog eating
> mayonnaise..."
> 
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From: Dave Gray <davegray@netcomuk.co.uk>
Subject: Re: What's a vagina look like?
Date: 1998/06/20
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