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Article #36Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?
From: Colonel Jake
Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:46
Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:46
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On 9/24/2012 4:37 PM, zo-beau de-niro wrote: > On Sep 24, 4:35 pm, zo-beau de-niro <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote: >> On Sep 23, 10:15 pm, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> On 9/23/2012 2:38 PM, Checkmate wrote: >> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>> Checkmate! >> >>>> First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said: >> >>>>> On Sep 23, 1:06 pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote: >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>>>> Checkmate! >> >>>>>> First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said: >> >>>>>>> I know it's just a gimmick, but the way the Host, Christopher Kimball, >>>>>>> in his bow tie and apron lords over everybody in an uneasy revolving >>>>>>> crew where they all seem to come and go and disappear except him is >>>>>>> just a little unsetteling, and yet he's the only one on camera that >>>>>>> doesn't seem to do much except taste-test, put his nose in the air, >>>>>>> and lick the bowls occasionally ... >> >>>>>>> http://www.tv.com/shows/americas-test-kitchen/ >> >>>>>>> -bdn- >> >>>>>> Does he look anything like this dork? >> >>>>>> http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d9/56/d95661_3364851.jpg >> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> Checkmate >>>>>> KotAGoR XXXIV >>>>>> AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 >>>>>> co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, >>>>>> Line & Sinker award, May 2001 >>>>>> Copyright © 2012 >>>>>> all rights reserved >> >>>>>> A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm: >> >>>>>> "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know >>>>>> already." >> >>>>>> Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdn...@giganews.com> >> >>>>> well now that you mention it, *THAT* dork was my sex-ed teacher in >>>>> daycare ... and please edit your sigline to read "there's not much you >>>>> can tell me about the boner i don't already know." >> >>>> Sorry, that's what came out of the assworm's mouth, and I can't change >>>> it. >> >>> We (tinw)!, >>> "Should be hearing from teh little assworm's mouth!!! (anytime now soOn)... >> >>> <crickets> >> >> well if you'd stop feeding the little asshat asscamper salmismoker >> parasite maybe he'd go away and play under a bus >> >> -bdn- > > btw WTF is (tinw)? > From what I understand?, "It actually means 'there is no we!!!.' .." CJ
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From: Colonel Jake <coloneljake@coloneljake.com>
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Subject: Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white
guy that comes with it every Week?
Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2012 20:46:07 -0700
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