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Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?

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From: Checkmate
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:38
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Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate! 

First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:


> 
> On Sep 23, 1:06�pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
> > Warning! �Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said:
> >
> >
> >
> > > I know it's just a gimmick, but the way the Host, Christopher Kimball,
> > > in his bow tie and apron lords over everybody in an uneasy revolving
> > > crew where they all seem to come and go and disappear except him is
> > > just a little unsetteling, and yet he's the only one on camera that
> > > doesn't seem to do much except taste-test, put his nose in the air,
> > > and lick the bowls occasionally ...
> >
> > >http://www.tv.com/shows/americas-test-kitchen/
> >
> > > -bdn-
> >
> > Does he look anything like this dork?
> >
> > http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d9/56/d95661_3364851.jpg
> >
> > --
> > Checkmate
> > KotAGoR XXXIV
> > AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
> > co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
> > Line & Sinker award, May 2001
> > Copyright � 2012
> > all rights reserved
> >
> > A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:
> >
> > "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
> > already."
> >
> > Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com>
> 
> well now that you mention it, *THAT* dork was my sex-ed teacher in
> daycare ... and please edit your sigline to read "there's not much you
> can tell me about the boner i don't already know."

Sorry, that's what came out of the assworm's mouth, and I can't change 
it.

-- 
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, 
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright � 2012 
all rights reserved

A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know 
already."

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