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Article #42Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?
From: Checkmate
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:38
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:38
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said: > > On Sep 23, 1:06�pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote: > > Warning! �Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > > Checkmate! > > > > First, check out what zo-beau de-niro said: > > > > > > > > > I know it's just a gimmick, but the way the Host, Christopher Kimball, > > > in his bow tie and apron lords over everybody in an uneasy revolving > > > crew where they all seem to come and go and disappear except him is > > > just a little unsetteling, and yet he's the only one on camera that > > > doesn't seem to do much except taste-test, put his nose in the air, > > > and lick the bowls occasionally ... > > > > >http://www.tv.com/shows/americas-test-kitchen/ > > > > > -bdn- > > > > Does he look anything like this dork? > > > > http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d9/56/d95661_3364851.jpg > > > > -- > > Checkmate > > KotAGoR XXXIV > > AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 > > co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, > > Line & Sinker award, May 2001 > > Copyright � 2012 > > all rights reserved > > > > A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm: > > > > "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know > > already." > > > > Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com> > > well now that you mention it, *THAT* dork was my sex-ed teacher in > daycare ... and please edit your sigline to read "there's not much you > can tell me about the boner i don't already know." Sorry, that's what came out of the assworm's mouth, and I can't change it. -- Checkmate KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright � 2012 all rights reserved A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm: "there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know already." Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com>
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From: Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
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Subject: Re: Ever watch "America's Test Kitchen" and that tall lean white guy that comes with it every Week?
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:38:21 -0700
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