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In article <1992Sep14.012603.4657@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David VanDomelen) writes...
>     Applause thundered all about as Rebel Yell tried to figure out what was 
>going on here.
>     "We'll take a break for commercial, and then we'll have our first guest, 
>the Time Crapper!  And we all know how painful that can be."
>     How would Rebel Yell escape before Time Crapper arrived and bored him to 
>death with plugs for his newest title?  Already Typo Lad had that faxed slime 
>(fixed smile) of the Letter.Man studio audience, and Yell could feel his brain 
>going!  D"D"D had left longago, and Sig Lad (who had permanently split from 
>D"D"forD) was *still* trapped on alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo.  What would he do???

(let's take a step back to find out how the Time Crapper got here)

	Being taken away by Professor G and the Un-Manned G-Men, the Time
Crapper plans his escape because he has never been put in jail, ever.  As
the crew of villians are being loaded onto the infamous G-Bird, the ultimate
flying machine until next issue, the Time Crapper notices the multi-colored
van starting to approach the huge group of super-powered personas.  By the
time the Un-Manned G-Men notice it, it is too late.  IceIceBaby is hit and
his wig is knocked off his head, making him flee in panic. The rest of the 
team, noticing this, go after the van, while the villians spread out and 
try to escape.  Professor G, in his G-shaped wheelchair, is able to capture
some of the villians with throwing supeonas at them, but most are able to
escape.  The Time Crapper, who went around the G-Bird to hide, uses his
power and disappears in a small flash(tm).  
	As his form becomes solid again, he realizes that he has somehow
ended up in a TV studio.  Not sure why he is not back at his base, a small
weasle-type woman comes up to him.
	"You're on next, Mr. Crapper", says the woman.
	"Huh? I don't know what you are talking about."
	In his confused state, the Time Crapper is easily pushed out on
stage, and the only thing he can think of doing is wave at the audience.

501 Blues will continue....

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