🚀 go-pugleaf

Well, I was gonna let the contest run longer before revealing the winner, but
since wReam HAD to go and post the answers, I figure I'll tell.

The Winner of the ES6 Song Contest and recipient of a brand new SCAVIE is.....











STEVE HUTCHISON (hutch@ibeam.ht.intel.com)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the answers, I'll let Steve tell ya:


>ES6:  You'll belive a Ninja can sing!


>"I'm a yankee-doodle Ninja!"

Yankee-doodle Dandy 

>"Mr. Ninja, cut out my spleen.  Make it the goriest, that I've ever seen."

Mister Sandman 

>"How much is that Ninja in the window?"

How much is that Doggie in the Window

>"Tie a yellow sword belt 'round that old ninja tree...."

Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree 

>"....Where a ninja sits..Muching on a ritz!"

Puttin' on the Ritz

>"Who can swing a nun-chuck, and job you up with glee? Who can carve you into 
>bits and make you gorey?  The Ninja Man can....."

The Candy Man Can 

>"It's a ninja-attack, ninja-attack on the floor.  And he's slicing like he 
>never did before....."

Maniac 

>"Ninjas, crawling out of the moonlight....."

Memories (Cats)

>"Don't cry for me, Ninja-tina...."

Don't Cry for Me, Argentina (Evita)

>"Ninja-homa, where the swords come slicing up the plains...."

OOOOOOklahoma

>"I'ts a good flip, Ninja's hop....."

Good Ship Lollipop 

>BTW first person to correctly identify all of the songs the ninja sings,
>will get a Scavie (the only award worth having).

Gosh-a-rootie.  I'd like a Scavie better than any old wReamie.
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Not only does Steve know his music, but he also knows when is the right time
to kiss up.

BTW wReam,  These songs are all different dance tunes (well more or less),
they reflect what the Electrocutioner wanted to hear, not what UN wanted to sing

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