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Cheeezarr and Makkaroni, the Quest for Cheese, Part III

When last we left our heroes, they were standing outside the Legion of
Net.Heroes' HQ, doing mindless exposition.  Makkaroni was clenching his nose
trying to keep out the smell emanating ( I love that word) from Cheeezarr's
Coils of Camembert.

Well, time passed, and Cheeezarr and Makkaroni stood there, waiting for Cheeses
only knew what.  Finally, tired of waiting endlessly for an idea to come out of
Cheeezarr's head, Makkaroni spoke, "Blue Cheeses, Cheeezarr, when are we going
to do something?  How boring is this.  No biffs, boffs, kablamms.  Nothing!
I mean, really, how cheesy is that?  Not at all!"

"Makkaroni, you forget your place.  I am the hero here.  You are the sidekick.
You worship the ground I walk on.  You live to serve.  Down on your knees
before me.  Lick my boots."

"uh, Cheeezarr, is something wrong, this isn't how you normally act?"

"HUh?  Oh, sorry, Cheeezarr, I don't know what came over me."  Cheeezarr
apologized.  But there had been something in his eyes for a second there,
Makkaroni had been sure of it. "I was just standing, looking majestic.  Heroes
do that, you know Makk.  You really should spend more time on your homework
from Sidekick School.  Work, work, work, or you'll never be the hero that any
sidekick wants to be."

"I don't want to be a hero, Cheeezarr, that would mean leaving you.  And you're
the best hero a sidekick could ever want."

Now that the obligatory hero/sidekick talk is done, I can segue into something
else.

ELSEWHERE...

The dark eyes surveyed the net.verse from his perch high on Mount Tnoum.  And
he liked what he saw.  Cheeezarr was just beginning to suspect his presence
in this Brave New Net.Verse.  How different it all was from the Alt.Cheese
world.  And tese pesky kids!  He could have done it all long ago if not for
those kids and their dog!  Darn the Legion of Net.heroes and their dog.  At
least I think it's their dog.  They did call it Fuzzy after all.

Now that he had brought Blacky over too, to keep Cheeezarr from learning his
true goal, not even that valiant band of do-gooders the Legion could hurt him
or his plans.  Ah, his mentor would be proud.  Limburger Lad was pleased.

<enter cheesy announcer voice>

Will Limburger Lad succeed in keeping Cheeezarr from his plans?  Will the LNH
be enough to help Cheeezarr stop LL's plans?  Will the Legion ever meet
Cheeezarr?  Where did LL get the idea that Fuzzy was a dog?  Where is Mount
Tnoum?  Does anyone care?

Kyle A. Lucke, lucke@vm1.nodak.edu
Whatever happened to the days when crossovers in comics were rare, instead
of every month?