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NET.ROPOLIS--In a startling turn of events, Rebel Yell, Co-leader of the 
Legion of Net.Heroes, threw his hat into the presidential electon ring, earlier
today. 

"I felt it was time that this country had a president that they could be proud
of." said the Southern born hero. "I figure, that if Ren & Stimpy, those Star
Trek boys, and ol' squid face could run, so could I.  Besides I figure they're 
all in this for the merchandising anyhhow.

Ren &Stimpy, Jean-Luc Picard and William Riker, and the Great Cthulu could not
be reached for comment.

Asked how he planned to ease the countries economic woes, Mr. Yell replied, 
"Well, all of the big economic problems exist in computers.  Like, there isn't a
big ledger in Washington that says there's a deficit, it's on a computer.  Since
my running mate and I are both computer generated characters, we emenitly 
qualified to deal with the problem.  Typo Lad can very easily change the deficit
into a deposit."

The choice of Typo Lad for a running mate might seem strange to some analysts,
but Rebel Yell stands by his collegue.  "For four years we've had a v-p who 
thinks that fictional characters are real.  This way we avoid that problem and
go strait to a fiction character.  Plus Typo Lad knows how to spell "potato" 
correctly, he just doesn't."

President Bush, Governor Clinton, and Ross Perot have yet to comment on this
new competetor.







 
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