🚀 go-pugleaf

Well, hmmm.  That is interesting turn of events.  I'd deal with this unsubstantiated rumor of my death, but I'm a little busy running for President. 

It is these type of rumors that have shed such a bad light on American Politics
in recent years.  If I didn't know better I'd say that Bush was behind this. All
I can say to my loyal followers is that I am not dead, I never have been dead, 
and I don't plan on being dead anytime in the near future.  I belive it is time
for canadates for our nation's highest office to step away from smeer tactics,
name calling, and doom saying, and concetrate on what really matters...the 
Issues.  Specificly, Issue One of The Electrocutioner's Song--on Sale soon.

And remember, everyone who votes for me gets a free 8x10 colored glossy of 
my campain manager, Lurking Girl.




Southernly (and livingly),

REBEL YELL


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