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Hi, Scav here.  I wanted to write up a quick example of why having characters 
from another fictional world show up in the LNH Loonieverse is problematic.
(NOTE:  This is only a problem with them coming here, not the other way around)

NOTE x2: This is not a real story.

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All was quiet at LNHHQ.  Suddenly a large dimensional riff apeared.  Out steped
a man looking sorta like Captain America, but wearing swanky clothes and sport-
ing a Michael Jackson hair-do.

"Ohmyg-d" said MARVEL_ZOMBIE LAD, "That's the BEYONDER!"
Rebel Yell asked, "What's he doing here?"
"I'll go ask him," said bad timing boy.

BTB went up to the crazed god and said,"why are you here."

As he erased BTB from existence, the one from Beyond said, "I have come to rule

MZL said, "Hey, the Beyonder didn't want to rule!"

OTL whispered, "Shhhh, this is just a demo."

Ultimate Ninja sprang to life, "I shall not let my comrade's eraser go unavenge
UN sliced off the O.F.B.'s head.  The head looked at him and said, "That wasn't 
very nice!" and turned UN into Frog Legs which he instantly ate."

"OTL? any ideas?" asked Rebel Yell.

"uh, yeah! the Beyonder is actually part of a .....a....uh-oh, can't think of it
"Great.  Anyone else have any suggestions?"

Sarc said, Why don't we all go to Ft. Laurderdale for Spring Break, excelent
Babes!!!"

Yell sighed, "anyone else?"

"a COSMIC CUBE!!!! HAH, I remembered."

"Great, so waht do we do with that bit of information?" asked Sarc.

MZL said, Who's book is this?"

OTL said" Rebel Yell's, Obscure Trivia Lad thinks."

Yell said, "Oh yeah, hmmmm........HEY!  I just remembered as part of my long 
Quest to find my true self, I came across an old wise man who said that to get
rid of pesky Cosmic Cube parts, all you need to say is "boo!" to it."

"You're kidding." said sarc.

"Nope.  Watch"  Rebel Yell walked up to the beyonder and said "boo!".  The 
Beyojnder said "eek" and vanished back into a portal.

"Well that takes care of that."

"|Waht about BTB and UN?"

What about me said BTB.  Sorry about that, I really had to uh, visit the little
heroes room.  Hope nothing bad happened."

"Ok so what about UN?"

What about him?  You can't mean you want him back?"

"Good point."

suddenly the portal opened and UN came spitting out.  "ick, bad taste" was all 
the sound that was heard.

"Ah well, You win some, you lose some."



THE END




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