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Article #277Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
From: Bobtail
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:23
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:23
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pheasant wrote: > "888" <none@space.com> wrote in message > news:436a05e5$0$63066$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net... > >>"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message >>news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >> >>>I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex >>>partners. >>> >>>How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? >>> >> >>First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. >>Might consider water cooling. > > > A garden hose at full force rectally should provide adequate cooling. ;) > > Actually; if he is to overclock his teeny weenie, he'll be done much faster; > can't say I've ever met a woman that wants to be done before one even makes > his grand entry. > > Course I think the OP is prolly happy with a little vaseline and his > imagination. ;) > > > > The moron is also posting on other groups. In my opinion, a good thermal grease such as Vaseline and some a new OS such as Sluts in Heat should overclock him to the moon. Id be surprised if he made it past 3 strokes.
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