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Re: Can I overclock my penis ???

#277
From: Bobtail
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:23
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pheasant wrote:
> "888" <none@space.com> wrote in message 
> news:436a05e5$0$63066$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net...
> 
>>"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message 
>>news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>>I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex
>>>partners.
>>>
>>>How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ?
>>>
>>
>>First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. 
>>Might consider water cooling.
> 
> 
> A garden hose  at full force rectally should provide adequate cooling. ;)
> 
> Actually; if he is to overclock his teeny weenie, he'll be done much faster; 
> can't say I've ever met a woman that wants to be done before one even makes 
> his grand entry.
> 
> Course I think the OP is prolly happy with a little vaseline and his 
> imagination.  ;)
> 
> 
> 
> 
The moron is also posting on other groups.  In my opinion, a good 
thermal grease such as Vaseline and some a new OS such as Sluts in Heat 
should overclock him to the moon. Id be surprised if he made it past 3 
strokes.
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