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Article #1Relax! ! !
From: jokeboss
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 1998 00:00
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 1998 00:00
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Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted. More jokes here t http://members.xoom.com/JokeBoss -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==----- http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp Create Your Own Free Member Forum
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,fbc7cee7d1c4e65d,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 10b2b6,fbc7cee7d1c4e65d,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10b2b6,public From: jokeboss@my-dejanews.com Subject: Relax! ! ! Date: 1998/09/07 Message-ID: <6svb50$6c8$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> X-Deja-AN: 388524619 X-Http-Proxy: 1.0 x12.dejanews.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 161.142.101.60 Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion X-Article-Creation-Date: Mon Sep 07 00:59:12 1998 GMT Newsgroups: alt.comp.malaysiaa;t.humor,aus.jokes,jaring.general X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)